[aphelion]

Just had a thought. Why not append something like this to the opener in your profile:

"I try to answer all the emails that come in, but..."

I'm not entirely sure how to word it, but a backhanded way to indicate that you get more traffic than you can handle. Girls do stuff like this all the time, so why not crib their tactic?

[WesternCancer]

They'll just look at your reply rate.

I would try to disqualify them with something under the "message me if..." section. Something that says you do get attention, but the girls end up being unfeminine, bitches, ugly, 'fake', 'weird' (girls always use these things on guys). Or challenge them by saying no girls that can't hold a conversation not about shoes etc.

It depends on the types of girls in your area too. at least 50% of the girls in my area are super feminist or manly in the way they talk/look. I tried the "I'm looking for someone in touch with their natural feminine charm" and they all replied "but im just like one of the guys!!!111"

[aphelion]

Nice of them to let you know I suppose.

I like your idea about 'fake' and 'weird' if you have a relatively casual profile. Mine's pretty straightforward and gangster and I don't think it'd work for me but a chilled out, casual dude profile would probably score like gangbusters with it.