[Guacamole]

I read lots of nonfiction. I keep up with the news, and I'm working on a graduate degree. I would say that I love learning new things. But every once in a while, I come across a piece of knowledge that I know, without a doubt, has not improved my life, but made it worse.
I feel like Adam after he ate from that tree. I was living in my own Eden, where one of my favorite things was when girls brought me food. Now I've been banished. By el mechanico.

[el mechanico]

(06-08-2012 08:21 PM)Guacamole Wrote:  

I read lots of nonfiction. I keep up with the news, and I'm working on a graduate degree. I would say that I love learning new things. But every once in a while, I come across a piece of knowledge that I know, without a doubt, has not improved my life, but made it worse.
I feel like Adam after he ate from that tree. I was living in my own Eden, where one of my favorite things was when girls brought me food. Now I've been banished. By el mechanico.

Why'd you click? Look at the title. You knew nothing good could have came out of this.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

At least your girls don't feed you baked squid, do they?

[MMM]

Speechless. Still gagging over "red gravy."

[soup]

Crap. My Mexican punk FWB just texted me saying that she's going to make me Salsa using her mom's recipe.

How to I politely decline?

[el mechanico]

I'm regretting making this thread but enjoying it at the same time.

[YoungGunner]

Guys it's all right now we have a response, a cookbook



http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Co...t+cookbook

[Roosh]

(06-08-2012 03:28 AM)soup Wrote:  

BTW the best way to remove blood from your sheets is Hydrogen Pyroxide. It's like magic, but you have to get it when it's a few hours fresh.

Even cold water works really well. It's like one of those magic-shammy ads.

Yeah sometimes water will do the trick. Period blood is quite diluted so it's easier to get out than blood from a vein.

[Thomas the Rhymer]

(07-03-2012 07:06 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

(06-08-2012 03:28 AM)soup Wrote:  

BTW the best way to remove blood from your sheets is Hydrogen Pyroxide. It's like magic, but you have to get it when it's a few hours fresh.

Even cold water works really well. It's like one of those magic-shammy ads.

Yeah sometimes water will do the trick. Period blood is quite diluted so it's easier to get out than blood from a vein.

Most modern machine washing powders have enzymes in them to break down proteins. I have yet to encounter a blood stain that remains after a machine wash.

Actually almost any stain caused by proteins will not resist modern washing powder - and I've had the misfortune at various points in my early career to have had to wash clothes clean of blood, vomit, urine, shit, and amniotic fluid, in various combinations. No stains afterward if using a proper washing powder.

[Icepasian]

Sometimes I'm thankful that I typically stick to dating young women of Southern European descent. I haven't ever had a need to worry about this kind of thing courtesy of 1600 years of Catholic anti-witchcraft doctrine.

[xsplat]

Even old blood stains will quickly come out with the administration of a 50% bleach solution. Or daub a little pure bleach on it and quickly rinse.

[WesternCancer]

I was listening to this song:

and heard this line:
"When she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu
Which'll have you under some type of spell crying "dag boo"
Her name on your back in a tattoo"

made me think of this fucked up thread.

[soup]

I was hoping to forget about this thread. I got really worried a while back that this Mexican chick was going to glop some period into her homemade salsa and make me eat it. She was crazy and superstitious too, saying that she saw a little cat in my apartment when I don't have any pets.

[NinjaMyHero]

(06-06-2012 12:55 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

It's crazy, but as long as there are no diseases involved, I wouldn't mind it that much or find it gross (no, I'm not a vampire why do you ask? ).

Btw, you guys are going to LOVE this story from the other side, that is very famous in my country.
May I present, translated from one Croatian forum's archives, "Kako da ju nagovorin na lignju", or "How to persuade her about the squid?" ™

Quote:

"How to persuade her about the squid?"

I don't really know where to start. I'm 28, and have been in a happy relationship for a year and half. Our sex life is great, it's just that I'm lacking something, or rather I have a huge desire to try something with my girlfriend. During my younger days, I liked experimenting with wanking, so one time I attempted to penetrated the insides of a squid. I pushed it inside the squid, squeezing the squid's entrance with my hand to keep up the stimulative pressure. Since then, I have become addicted to it.

I've always liked wanking, and I didn't stop while in relationships either. Sometimes, after cumming into the squid, I would wash it, bake it and eat it. So one time during the relationship, I baked some squid into which I've cummed earlier and served it to my girlfriend. I didn't wash the squid. It totally turned me on that she ate it and said that it tasted great. After this dinner, we ended up in bed despite her being on her period.

Everything was great until she started complaining that my penis reeked of fish. I've washed it after playing with the squid, of course, but the smell still remained. It bothered me that she complained about the smell, so I snapped back that it was her menstruation that reeked of fish. I know it was stupid, but during that time it seemed like a good way to get out of the problem. We didn't continue the sex because she got mad. That was a long time ago, and since then I've always taken care not to have any squid-scent during sex. I would carefully wipe my penis with scented Kleenex tissues.

Why I'm writing all of this is my desire to use the squid during sex. The idea of penetrating my girlfriend with a squid on my penis (like I usually have a condom), and to fuck her like that while the squid's tentacles (which remain outside the vagina, of course) slap my balls makes me very horny. I am even more attracted to the same idea, only for anal sex (we have had anal sex several times and we both enjoy it).

Well, now that you have a glimpse of the situation, let me present the problem. How to suggest all this to my girlfriend? We have really great communication otherwise, we tell everything to each other, and other than this, I have no secrets before her. I've been thinking of putting the squid under the bed and hooking it up during sex and enter my girlfriend like that, but I think that would be a shock to her. After all, she needs to be prepared for the visitation of a sea animal to her genitals. Well, I need to hear some advice how to explain, i.e. suggest this to her. I am constantly thinking about it, and the more I think about it, normal sex with my girlfriend becomes less and less interesting.

Help.
Thanks from the one who often visits the seafood market.

When I finished reading this in the computer lab at school, mad people were looking at me like a crazy person because I laughing my ass off.

........if they only read the story.

[NinjaMyHero]

(06-06-2012 10:13 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

As gross as this is ...there may be some truth to it.

Women are chemically addicted to your semen!! It may work the other way around as well

http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/...lled-semen

The finding that women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active, leads one researcher to conclude that semen contains powerful—and potentially addictive—mood-altering chemicals.

what! thats crazy...I need a more reliable source than that website.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........can it be true?!

[iop890]

Oh look, this thread is back again.

[NinjaMyHero]

(06-18-2012 02:52 PM)soup Wrote:  

Crap. My Mexican punk FWB just texted me saying that she's going to make me Salsa using her mom's recipe.

How to I politely decline?

So...what happened afterwards man....did you end up eating it?

fuck man...thats crazy..

Where in the world or even in the united states , a women use their period juice on food that they serve their significant other?

[germanico]

(07-14-2012 01:09 AM)xsplat Wrote:  

Even old blood stains will quickly come out with the administration of a 50% bleach solution. Or daub a little pure bleach on it and quickly rinse.

That might not be the best thing for your sheets.

Water will do the trick if you do it right away. Also, dab a little liquid dish detergent and scrub with an old toothbrush.

If its an old stain, try marinating it in an Oxyclean solution. That shit does wonders on biological stains.

[soup]

(11-08-2012 07:22 PM)NinjaMyHero Wrote:  

(06-18-2012 02:52 PM)soup Wrote:  

Crap. My Mexican punk FWB just texted me saying that she's going to make me Salsa using her mom's recipe.

How to I politely decline?

So...what happened afterwards man....did you end up eating it?

fuck man...thats crazy..

Where in the world or even in the united states , a women use their period juice on food that they serve their significant other?

Fuck no, and now I'm terrified when any darker skinned girl tries to cook for me.

[Aliblahba]

(11-08-2012 07:15 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

Oh look, this thread is back again.

Yeah, it keeps coming back the same time every month.

[Kona]

(11-08-2012 08:01 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(11-08-2012 07:15 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

Oh look, this thread is back again.

Yeah, it keeps coming back the same time every month.

Beat me to it.

Aloha!

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

I was actually considering writing a thread on this before but being the "new" member around I refrained because I thought I would be labeled as crazy or something. Im glad to see other forum members, especially a senior member such as El Mechanico, believe (either entirely or somewhat) in this stuff as well. I actually happen to know a pretty good deal about this shit, believe it or not. Seen it being used against way more people than I'd care to know. The effects of this stuff on people is mindnumbing as well. There are actually several types of this shit too. Hoodoo, voodoo, black magic, white magic, witchcraft, bruxaria, macumba (used in brazil).

[soup]

(11-08-2012 08:01 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(11-08-2012 07:15 PM)iop890 Wrote:  

Oh look, this thread is back again.

Yeah, it keeps coming back the same time every month.

+1

[Aliblahba]

If I found out a girl squatted over my meatloaf and squeezed nasty ass bloody infested tissue juice in it, there would also be nose blood, cheek blood, eyeball blood and mouth blood mixed in as well.

This is some of the most unsanitary shit I ever heard of.

[el mechanico]

(11-08-2012 08:27 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

If I found out a girl squatted over my meatloaf and squeezed nasty ass bloody infested tissue juice in it, there would also be nose blood, cheek blood, eyeball blood and mouth blood mixed in as well.

This is some of the most unsanitary shit I ever heard of.

Shit you probably ingest about 1 liter of the shit a week where you're at. Go a couple miles closer to Haiti and X by 5