[hoops330]

How do you respond to this situation...

"Oh wow! You speak (insert lanuage) ? That is so cool. Say something to me in _____________________.

What do you say and how do you handle that situation?

[HiFlo]

Whatever she asks you to say, instead say (translate): "I want to fuck your brains out in the backseat of my car while you're going down on another woman."

Then when she asks you to translate it back into English, say, "This is the G-rated version of what I just said: 'I want to show you the backseat of my car'"

[DareP]

(04-08-2012 04:57 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

Whatever she asks you to say, instead say (translate): "I want to fuck your brains out in the backseat of my car while you're going down on another woman."

Then when she asks you to translate it back into English, say, "This is the G-rated version of what I just said: 'I want to show you the backseat of my car'"

That's hilarious.

I don't think it matters what you say, as long as you say it seductively.

[soup]

If she asks you to do something, you need to have her do something first. It's a test of compliance. You can't allow her to order you around:


"Hoop theory is the basic idea behind a compliance test. Often, when a girl asks a man to do something for her, she is trying to see whether she can get him to comply by jumping through the hoop. AFCs will usually jump straight through without hesitation, in a show of supplication, compliance, and beta-male behavior. Such approval seeking behavior is a DLV, and is very unattractive.

A PUA will only do a favor for an HB after she has done something for him (i.e. buying her breakfast after sex). PUAs can also throw hoops, or reverse frame a hoop the girl has thrown, and throw it right back at her. For example, if an HB asks, “can you buy me a drink?”, the PUA could say, “I am more than willing to buy my friends drinks, however I don’t know you well enough yet. Why don’t you get this round, and once I get to know you better I can buy the next 2 rounds for the night?” "

[Gmac]

Hey something quoted from "PUA literature" that's actually useful.

[DareP]

Meh, I think you're over analyzing. How you say it is way more important than what you say. You could say a qualifying hoop and come off like an idiot, or you could just give a straight answer in a confident and sexual way and have it come off amazing. I'd opt for the second. Pay more attention to the vibe than what you're saying - And there's "line" that's the right answer.

[Stitch]

Eh, but no reason you can't do both ("buy me a drink and I'll say something"--or, invert it and say "Now you owe me [a drink, a kiss, oral sex] in a foreign language and translate...)

[Tengen]

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soire?"

[silent_scope]

(04-08-2012 04:57 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

Whatever she asks you to say, instead say (translate): "I want to fuck your brains out in the backseat of my car while you're going down on another woman."

Then when she asks you to translate it back into English, say, "This is the G-rated version of what I just said: 'I want to show you the backseat of my car'"

I'm going to learn that in russian and german.

Good shit.

[Fujiwara]

I would say something in X-language.

She will ask what it means, I would ignore and say, "This is the part where you respond, 'blah blah in foreign language'" and have her say it. A phrase, like "Yes, of course" good for her. Tease her about the pronunciation, then go through your phrases are though you are actually speaking, and tell her how good that was.

Then when she asks again "but what does it mean!" Tell her, "you don't wanna know" while grinning. Hamster goes nuts.

[choichoi]

I usually just ask her, "what do you want me to say?" in that language (portuguese and spanish)

[hoops330]

I really like Fuji's and Choi's take on this question. I think they usually are expecting "Hi, what is your name?" so last time someone requested that I speak in another language I started rambling and telling a story. If the language is phonetically pleasant to hear such as french, italian, portuguese, or maybe even spanish, then you're better off taking this approach. German or Russian, not so sure if those are as pleasing to the ear.

[Sourcecode]

I think you can pretty much make any language that isnt Tonal pleasant to the ear.
its all in how you say the words.

I have friends back home that think german is a harsh language.
the media makes it sound aggressive and alot of germans even make it sound aggressive.

when translated back to english..the words arent as sexy..but you can easy make it "sound" seductive

I think Scandinavian languages sound like dicks rolling in mouths
but in finish can sound more "pleasant"
if sung..or spoken more songful

[Greek kamaki]

I usually say ''you have very beautiful eyes.''And when they ask ''really?'' I answer no I just phrased a sentence in this language.

Or I swear on this language.For example:
Czech:Tivole.(idiot)
Polish:Co to kurwa jest?(what the fuck?)
Russian:Iti do chuj(go to hell)
Serbian:Kurac(penis)
German:Arschloch Kanake(shitty foreigner)

Or I say characteristic phrases.For example:
Czech:Hezky Cesky(beautiful Czechs)
Polish:Matka Polka(mother polish)
Russianavajte poznakomitsia(let's get acquainted)
German:Toll(excellent)

[Moma]

(04-08-2012 08:06 PM)Tengen Wrote:  

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soire?"

I used that one in Montreal but it wasn't on a 'say something in another language' scenario. It was on a lizard who was from Quebec city and spoke zero English.

[at350zguyy]

when i was a kid people asked me to do this all the time. little did i know it would come in handy when talking to girls! great stuff!