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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

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This prom season, Minnesota student Mike Stone is on a mission to bring a special lady to his high school dance: a porn star.

The situation might call to mind scenes from the 2004 movie "The Girl Next Door," in which three teens take porn stars to prom as part of a plan to film a modern sex-ed video. But it seems this Minnesota student just wants to stand out on his special day.

In an interview with the Daily Dot, Stone said many of the girls he asked to prom were already going with someone else. So, he took a different route and hopped on Twitter to contact some adult film stars.

After nearly 600 Tweets, at least two porn stars have offered to take Stone up on his offer.

Megan Piper, who never made it to her senior prom, said she'd be willing to attend the dance as long as Stone took care of the travel costs from Los Angeles.

"If you can get me there, then yes [Image: smile.gif]," she tweeted.

And adult film star Emy Reyes was honored by Stone's proposal and responded by saying, "Awww that's reappear [sic] hun and i would love tooo."

Now, the teen's next mission is to raise about $400 to buy his possible date -- who, as of late Tuesday afternoon, appears to be Megan Piper -- a plane ticket to Minnesota for the big night on May 12.

Piper said she's excited about the possibility of attending the dance with Stone.

"I thought it was really cute, and I thought it would make his night by saying 'yes'," she told The Huffington Post.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/20...67792.html
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

Since I don't watch pron I had no idea who she is so when I did a search this comes up;

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/21...71140.html

And although the 19-year-old porn star was disappointed about the decision, she acknowledged the school was acting in the best interests of the students.

"I'm not thrilled; I kind of wanted to go, but I understand," Piper said in a telephone interview.

But Piper also said she was looking forward to meeting Stone's parents, receiving a corsage, posing for pictures with his friends and doing "all the normal things kids would be doing for prom."

Think that means her prom dress will be over her head like it should be? [Image: biggrin.gif]
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

damn, that megan piper girl is hot. I totally would do this and then bang her afterwards. Shitty deal that the PC police shut his hopes and dreams down.
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

See, this is why teenagers are stupid. This kid could have pulled it off and been a school hero, but I'm going to assume he just had to brag about it beforehand and word got to the administration.
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

Quote: (03-21-2012 10:55 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

See, this is why teenagers are stupid. This kid could have pulled it off and been a school hero, but I'm going to assume he just had to brag about it beforehand and word got to the administration.

Yeah, +1. Besides, what's the point of bringing a hot prom date if everyone knows she isn't actually into you, and it's just a stunt. Everyone will think you're way cool if you just roll out at the end of the night with her.

That was basically the plot of this movie.
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

It's a shame only the American porn stars are connected with all this social networking crap, I'd do this to solicit tour guides for my next trip to E. Europe with the massive hordes of Czech and Ukrainian porn stars.
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

The cockblock from the principal is unsurprising. I often marvel that guys like us get laid at all, with all of the forces trying to stop us at every turn. It's like the most offensive thing in the world (to everyone but us) is a guy touching a naked girl with his naked body.

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It's like the most offensive thing in the world (to everyone but us) is a guy touching a naked girl with his naked body.

Haha that made me laught out loud literally.


I give the dude props, not only its mad funny as hell, its innovative. He didn't handle well the situation though, should have been more discrete about it, and after the event is over then maybe spill out the truth.
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

This stunt might be enough to garner him a more acceptable date. For one, his testicles probably descended a bit with this. But, more likely, some nerdy girl or semi-fatty will come out of the woodwork to give the happy (but not really happy) ending to this fairy tale. It'll be very romantic-comedy-esque in this way: guy ends up with much less (usually an older broad or chick with kids), but seems happy (wouldn't be in real life).

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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

Quote: (03-21-2012 10:21 PM)jariel Wrote:  

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After nearly 600 Tweets, at least two porn stars have offered to take Stone up on his offer.

Just goes to show you it's a numbers game.

Future RVF member?
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

600 tweets to 600 different pornstars?

If so, then his average would be pretty low, if it weren't pornstars we were talking about.

He could have pulled it if he kept his mouth shut.
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

Quote: (03-22-2012 12:08 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

The cockblock from the principal is unsurprising. I often marvel that guys like us get laid at all, with all of the forces trying to stop us at every turn. It's like the most offensive thing in the world (to everyone but us) is a guy touching a naked girl with his naked body.

I learned a long time ago, the less you talk about pussy, outside of the sanctity of places like this, the better off you are.

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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

Has anyone seen Demolition Man? Sandra Bullock called Stallone a disgusting creep because he wanted to have sex with her the old fashioned way with penile insertion into his vagina instead of using the virtual reality sex module.

I don't see American going this way, but suggesting that men like sex and want to have sex with beautiful/young women seems to elicit anger and cockblockery.

Love the reaction at 0:54




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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

I love that movie. Snipes is funny as hell, Bullock looks hot as fuck in spandex, and my car (one like it) is in the movie.

When I first saw it I think I got a hardon for the scene above. [Image: biggrin.gif]

I've often thought that the US is on it's way to mimicking "San Angeles" with everything being PC, regulated, etc.

Be well!!!!
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

Quote: (03-22-2012 08:33 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

Has anyone seen Demolition Man? Sandra Bullock called Stallone a disgusting creep because he wanted to have sex with her the old fashioned way with penile insertion into his vagina instead of using the virtual reality sex module.

I totally misread your post before seeing the video - thought you meant she bitched him out as an person, in real life, because he wanted to fuck on set.

Before she got the helmets, when I figured she meant the real thing, I thought "man, that is dorky, but pretty endearing and cute for a girl to proposition you like that." I'd love for a cute dorky girl to do that to me, after we had only, say, kissed.
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

I've been predicting the gradual transition to Demolition Man-style sex for some time now. It won't be long.

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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

Also notice how she talks, treating him like a coworker. American girls to this to a lesser degree. Danish girls DEFINITELY do this. No words of affection, just business speak.
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Dude Can't Pull Prom Date, Hits Up Porn Stars On Twitter

Omega male taking a cue from this kid via twitter

Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
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