[realologist]

xxx

[Dalaran1991]

(11-03-2017 09:38 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  

Dalaran1991

YoungBlade, I made you promise to not post pics of me from my fat and bloodthirsty days. But clearly your words and honor mean very little.

I demand satisfaction, sir. Let us meet on the hour of the red moon at the Forest of Broken Skulls. There, let the gods be our witnesses and our sword the final judgement.

If you refuse the challenge I'll murder you in your sleep like the low life you are. Because this is me right now:

[david.garrett84]

Leonard D Neubache humorously but politely rejecting the advances of the latest backpacker girl to fall head over heels for his rugged Aussie manliness and charm:



Not to be confused with his alleged serial killer twin brother Mick from Wolf Creek.

[realologist]

Cane Toad

[Dulceácido]

OMG, this thread is pure gold. How have I missed this thing for so long? Going back through all 47 pages now.

[gework]

What I look like when I'm posting on the forum:



What I look like in real life:

[Tex Cruise]

(01-12-2018 05:48 AM)david.garrett84 Wrote:  

Leonard D Neubache humorously but politely rejecting the advances of the latest backpacker girl to fall head over heels for his rugged Aussie manliness and charm:



Not to be confused with his alleged serial killer twin brother Mick from Wolf Creek.

(03-22-2017 05:06 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  

(03-21-2017 07:21 AM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  

RVF movie edition.

Leonard Neubache:

That's not Lenny, it's me.

I keep tellin ya...

...and me brother Mick's not me twin, he's an ugly bastard. Compare his rough old mug to me profile pic.

[Leonard D Neubache]

Tex, I always figured I was more of a Nugget...

...and you were more of a Donk.

[Prufrock]

(01-29-2018 05:01 PM)realologist Wrote:  

Cane Toad

[kamoz]

RIslander.

[david.garrett84]

(01-30-2018 01:56 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  

...and me brother Mick's not me twin, he's an ugly bastard. Compare his rough old mug to me profile pic.

There are enough akubra-wearing masculine Australian men to go around on this forum.

THIS is you, Tex:

[Dulceácido]

Kona:



(Just kidding' brutha-man. Nothing but love for ya.)

[Syberpunk]

After reading his intense (and correct) views on Star Wars and SJW politics/the death of the West...

Zelcorpion:

[Tex Cruise]

New member Guitarhappy420

Quote:

Hi everyone, I'm 69 years old - yes, I said 69 - and I'm here to update my skills for the future. It ain't over till it's over. Regards,
Guitarhappy

[The Lizard of Oz]

scotian

[Suits]

Leonard D Neubache role-playing his dream job.

[Leonard D Neubache]

Withered crone uber driver?

You nailed it.

[EndsExpect]

In my head I can't imagine a solid picture of you Suits. I suppose it depends on whether you are using your biting sarcasm or not.

Sometimes I picture this:


Then you go all snarky and I picture this.:

[Suits]

Both correct. It all depends on which way I'm tilting my head when the photo is taken.

I've definitely banged uglier girls than the one in the second photo. But I've banged on par with the quality in the first photo as well.

I think your Internet detective instincts are very accurate. You should post more in this thread.

[EndsExpect]

(02-25-2018 06:54 AM)Suits Wrote:  

Both correct. It all depends on which way I'm tilting my head when the photo is taken.
I've definitely banged uglier girls than the one in the second photo. But I've banged on par with the quality in the first photo as well.
I think your Internet detective instincts are very accurate. You should post more in this thread.

The girl in the second photo is probably about one point above the hottest girl I've ever bagged. Ok... maybe 2 points.

I know what your thinking, and it's true! I'm the best wingman ever! See that cute girl, but you can't lock on because she is attached at the hip to this "wolf ugly" 5? I'm the man for that job.

The only guy I know better at winging is my buddy Jimmy the Whaler. 6'4 and dangerously handsome, Jimmy is homing missile for the BBW. One time he took home a girl so big she rolled on him in the night and he got pinned. I heard his muffled screams coming from the other room and just barely saved him from suffocation, but it cost me part of my eyesight, I also now have chronic back pains, and many sleepless nights. Jimmy owes me one! The next time we go out and run across a Mother/Daughter combination at the bar... Jimmy has to let me take the mom.

[debeguiled]

Kosko.

[Off The Reservation]

del

[Off The Reservation]

What happened to this cat Mayhem his stuff was funny.

[John Michael Kane]

(02-27-2018 12:48 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

Kosko.

The free samples are everyone's weakness for Kosko.

[debeguiled]

Kona doesn't need the internet. He can entertain himself.