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So, the other night I was out, totally smashed.
I txt a girl I don't recognize in my phone the next day trying to figure wtf I got into and who I met.
The girl responds a few hours later and we sort of chit chat throughout the day, I don't want to let on that I have no idea who it is.
Guys, I must have been on a full on black out drunk at the time.
She asks for a pic, I respond "Sure, I hope you don't mind nudity"
I send her a pic of a stickman I drew with abs and muscles (I always do this)
She responds back immediately with "omg HAHAHA lmao"
I send her a pic of me cut out from friends with their arms draped around me so she sees the hands.
I get her to send me a pic of her. I don't know how I was this drunk because she's smoking. Dark eyes dark hair, great face. Just the face makes her and easy 8
Whatever, txt flirting takes place and we make plans to meet tonight.
I tell her 8 at this place I like called B.A.R. (stands for Born and Raised)
I show up at my customary 20 mins late after telling her at 8:10 that I'm running late.
My plan is to work the Tuthmosis date recipe.
I come in and she has a drink already done. Good I think. I order a stella (trying to cut back)
This girl is banging. Tight ass body, tits that could be real (not real) and a cute (not quite big enough) ass.
She's half Japanese, half Persian, I know you'll think I'm embellishing but the girl does look like Kim Kardashian.
We chit chat, she asks me if I have a kid. I say "yes I have a daughter". I love saying this because every girl tries to be cool but I can tell that they're taken aback.
"How old is she?" I act confused "hmm well...that's a good question"
"You don't know how old your daughter is???"
"I know, I probably should huh..? Do you want to see a photo?"
She looks at me kind of strange, "well ok"
By now I've built up this tension, what guy doesn't know how old his own daughter is?
I whip out my phone and show her a picture of me on the beach holding my ex gf's dog (she's my dog goddammit)
Of course she's elated and burst out laughing "OMG!". We go into the whole shared custody blah blah blah
She's staring into my eyes and her's are these deep shimmering pools of water in the moonlight. I think of Tuth's recipe and I say fuck it, one little kiss. I kiss her with a deep peck, her lips start to part and I pull away "I want to REALLY kiss you but I have this whole PDA thing"
She immediately says "me too..."
We order another drink.
Midway thru that drink the whole staring into the eyes thing comes up
I say "Do you want to get out of here?"
"and go where? You mean leave and go back to your place"
"Couldn't have said it better myself" I grin
"OK"
She gets in with me and the whole ride home is "I can't believe I'm going home with you"
I tell her to relax, that I don't expect anything, I just want a high school makeout. She laughs
We get to my place and I open some wine and put on music. I have Sade as a station on pandora, light some candles
Well boys, I don't want to describe all the cheering glasses and bullshit, I am inside her playing just the tip while she is still pretending she doesn't always do this.
I'm raw dogging the fuck out of her. She is mewling like a little lamb and it's making me fucking crazy. It's funny because I'm talking dirty to her and she's using this correct grammer. Does that feel good in your tight little pussy?
Yes, yes it does. etc
I'm banging her looking at these big tits bouncing with this beautiful face furrowed up in pain and pleasure and I can't get enough.
I make this girl cum multiple times. It was one of those nights where, you would normally cum soon because its strange pussy but, your in such goddamn control that the wetness and the power you're wielding makes you go as long as you want.
I tell her, "I want you to squirt"
She looks startled "How did you know I could?"
I had know idea she could but I run with it "I could tell you were holding back"
This chick squirts everywhere.
Afterwards I get more of the "I'm so embarrassed" stuff and I make her feel better. Western Cancer's last fat girl story has me a little sensitive so I want this girl to feel good and not do the regret thing on me. We talk for a while and then I take her back to my car where I have to endure all these stories about how her friends do crazy stuff that she would never be apart of. RIIIIIIIGT
Anyway, this was right after my ex calls me on the phone from a new number. She's a reporter and moved to South Dakota, I miss you this and blah blah blah that.
She was gorgeous but this girl made me remember what I already knew, oneitis is the fools errand. We don't HAVE to fall for it, we WANT to. I got off the phone and headed towards the bar to make what just happened tonight even more sweet.
So, the other night I was out, totally smashed.
I txt a girl I don't recognize in my phone the next day trying to figure wtf I got into and who I met.
The girl responds a few hours later and we sort of chit chat throughout the day, I don't want to let on that I have no idea who it is.
Guys, I must have been on a full on black out drunk at the time.
She asks for a pic, I respond "Sure, I hope you don't mind nudity"
I send her a pic of a stickman I drew with abs and muscles (I always do this)
She responds back immediately with "omg HAHAHA lmao"
I send her a pic of me cut out from friends with their arms draped around me so she sees the hands.
I get her to send me a pic of her. I don't know how I was this drunk because she's smoking. Dark eyes dark hair, great face. Just the face makes her and easy 8
Whatever, txt flirting takes place and we make plans to meet tonight.
I tell her 8 at this place I like called B.A.R. (stands for Born and Raised)
I show up at my customary 20 mins late after telling her at 8:10 that I'm running late.
My plan is to work the Tuthmosis date recipe.
I come in and she has a drink already done. Good I think. I order a stella (trying to cut back)
This girl is banging. Tight ass body, tits that could be real (not real) and a cute (not quite big enough) ass.
She's half Japanese, half Persian, I know you'll think I'm embellishing but the girl does look like Kim Kardashian.
We chit chat, she asks me if I have a kid. I say "yes I have a daughter". I love saying this because every girl tries to be cool but I can tell that they're taken aback.
"How old is she?" I act confused "hmm well...that's a good question"
"You don't know how old your daughter is???"
"I know, I probably should huh..? Do you want to see a photo?"
She looks at me kind of strange, "well ok"
By now I've built up this tension, what guy doesn't know how old his own daughter is?
I whip out my phone and show her a picture of me on the beach holding my ex gf's dog (she's my dog goddammit)
Of course she's elated and burst out laughing "OMG!". We go into the whole shared custody blah blah blah
She's staring into my eyes and her's are these deep shimmering pools of water in the moonlight. I think of Tuth's recipe and I say fuck it, one little kiss. I kiss her with a deep peck, her lips start to part and I pull away "I want to REALLY kiss you but I have this whole PDA thing"
She immediately says "me too..."
We order another drink.
Midway thru that drink the whole staring into the eyes thing comes up
I say "Do you want to get out of here?"
"and go where? You mean leave and go back to your place"
"Couldn't have said it better myself" I grin
"OK"
She gets in with me and the whole ride home is "I can't believe I'm going home with you"
I tell her to relax, that I don't expect anything, I just want a high school makeout. She laughs
We get to my place and I open some wine and put on music. I have Sade as a station on pandora, light some candles
Well boys, I don't want to describe all the cheering glasses and bullshit, I am inside her playing just the tip while she is still pretending she doesn't always do this.
I'm raw dogging the fuck out of her. She is mewling like a little lamb and it's making me fucking crazy. It's funny because I'm talking dirty to her and she's using this correct grammer. Does that feel good in your tight little pussy?
Yes, yes it does. etc
I'm banging her looking at these big tits bouncing with this beautiful face furrowed up in pain and pleasure and I can't get enough.
I make this girl cum multiple times. It was one of those nights where, you would normally cum soon because its strange pussy but, your in such goddamn control that the wetness and the power you're wielding makes you go as long as you want.
I tell her, "I want you to squirt"
She looks startled "How did you know I could?"
I had know idea she could but I run with it "I could tell you were holding back"
This chick squirts everywhere.
Afterwards I get more of the "I'm so embarrassed" stuff and I make her feel better. Western Cancer's last fat girl story has me a little sensitive so I want this girl to feel good and not do the regret thing on me. We talk for a while and then I take her back to my car where I have to endure all these stories about how her friends do crazy stuff that she would never be apart of. RIIIIIIIGT
Anyway, this was right after my ex calls me on the phone from a new number. She's a reporter and moved to South Dakota, I miss you this and blah blah blah that.
She was gorgeous but this girl made me remember what I already knew, oneitis is the fools errand. We don't HAVE to fall for it, we WANT to. I got off the phone and headed towards the bar to make what just happened tonight even more sweet.