Here's a decent one:
I'm in a band and had this girl do photos for us. She is an acquaintance/friend of friends so we were on closer than business terms. After she finished editing the photos I invited her over to put them on my computer so we could go over them. She lived close enough so it was prudent as opposed to hosting them somewhere and exchanging texts/email/phone calls back and forth. We end up chatting about whatever (she prattles non-stop about anything and everything) and she got on the topic of her father being single.
At this point it's relevant to point out that this girl was no model - she was about a 5. Thick/chubby with no ass but a pretty enough face and nice enough tits to pass the boner test.
At this point she is trying to game me, tossing out some seriously suggestive and tryhard comments to get the point across that she is dtf. She tells me about this conversation she has with her father as he is trying to get back into the dating scene after his divorce. She explains they are very close and comfortable talking about sexual topics (weird and probably bullshit but whatever). Her explanation of the conversation goes like this:
"So he asks me 'girls are into crazy things these days right? Like, do girls like to swallow and stuff' and I go '...yes dad they do' and he's like 'Wow really?' so I go 'Yes dad really. I like to swallow, most all girls like to swallow these days' and then he's like 'Wow... and do they like stuff like anal too?' and I go 'haha yes dad they do... and before you ask, yes, I like that to'"
I was obviously picking up her extremely overt attempts and went for the inadvertent lay. Although, and I'm sure you'll all give me hell for this, I did not fuck her in the ass. I should have, but honestly the fact that I was not actually attracted to her made me not want to explore too many other things in bed with her beyond getting a quick nut and moving on. In hindsight I wish I did though - not too often you find a girl who offers unsolicited anal sex.
I'm in a band and had this girl do photos for us. She is an acquaintance/friend of friends so we were on closer than business terms. After she finished editing the photos I invited her over to put them on my computer so we could go over them. She lived close enough so it was prudent as opposed to hosting them somewhere and exchanging texts/email/phone calls back and forth. We end up chatting about whatever (she prattles non-stop about anything and everything) and she got on the topic of her father being single.
At this point it's relevant to point out that this girl was no model - she was about a 5. Thick/chubby with no ass but a pretty enough face and nice enough tits to pass the boner test.
At this point she is trying to game me, tossing out some seriously suggestive and tryhard comments to get the point across that she is dtf. She tells me about this conversation she has with her father as he is trying to get back into the dating scene after his divorce. She explains they are very close and comfortable talking about sexual topics (weird and probably bullshit but whatever). Her explanation of the conversation goes like this:
"So he asks me 'girls are into crazy things these days right? Like, do girls like to swallow and stuff' and I go '...yes dad they do' and he's like 'Wow really?' so I go 'Yes dad really. I like to swallow, most all girls like to swallow these days' and then he's like 'Wow... and do they like stuff like anal too?' and I go 'haha yes dad they do... and before you ask, yes, I like that to'"
I was obviously picking up her extremely overt attempts and went for the inadvertent lay. Although, and I'm sure you'll all give me hell for this, I did not fuck her in the ass. I should have, but honestly the fact that I was not actually attracted to her made me not want to explore too many other things in bed with her beyond getting a quick nut and moving on. In hindsight I wish I did though - not too often you find a girl who offers unsolicited anal sex.