Quote: (03-14-2015 01:12 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:
Join Team Vasectomy.
That's not a bad idea I'm not entirely sure I want kids and unless I meet a hot 18-24 year old virgin with similar religious views and a strong desire to live as my sex slave/maid (I actually like to cook so I'll handle that) then I don't see marriage in the cards. I definitely don't want bastard kids that aren't mine...
How the fuck is this happening to us as a gender? For fucks sake we are taller/bigger than most of these bitches I'm pretty sure we'd win in a fight... I'm going to go jerk off to the most depraved misogynistic porn I can find and cry myself to sleep.
"The point is, marriage is stupid. Every year there are a million hot, new 22-year olds going into bars, and call me glass-half-full, but I think they're getting dumber." -Barney Stinson