[Travesty]

This is the first picture (please let me know if you guys think there is any privacy risk the way I posted the image I am ignorant in this arena) I've ever shared so things are going to be more vague than usual. I know it is a crappy picture too.

If you stand 10 ft away from your laptop or minimize, it will look a good amount clearer. No idea how that works lol.

Couchsurfer bang.

Second hottest girl I've ever banged, I'd rate her a 7.5, lots of guys I think would rate her in the very high 7s maybe low 8s if you love natural bright blondes with a very Swedish look.

She was pretty friendly off the bat. I think my profile has some social proof in the photos. I really should have taken a good photo with her to put on my profile, or in my other dating apps.

Met her in public we drive near my place. I help her park (beta).

We immediately go out to a place to get her food. On the way she is very scared of a motorcycle revving at an intersection we cross and I make lots of fun of her for it later, she punches me on the arm and says "you're making fun of me?!" - Here is when I knew I was getting laid.

She says she is a big beer drinker and really doesn't like hard liquor. This depresses me. She does however taste my drink and wants me to try her food. Good signs. She always seemed happy and carefree. She was on vacation afterall.

I try to keep things very in the moment especially with these vacation girls. I try to only talk about how their trip is going what they are doing next, the fun adventures they've had or plan to have to stay in the fun mood.

She is just very excited to be in town and is looking for a good time which is great.

On the way to venue 2 we stop to let her get frozen yogurt (beta). She couldn't stop raving about frozen yogurt in America. She says when she visits here she always gains some weight. Thanks America!

At venue 2 I suggest we have tequila sunrises as I haven't drank one in 7 years. We both hate tequila, but said fuck it since it'd be fun.

We play a few games of pool after and she is a serious competitor, she keeps knocking back beers, I knock back vodka sodas. After 3 games (I wanted to leave after 2, she wanted to play more which means she almost had too much fun).

I do some light escalation with my hand on her lower back to lean in and hear her better, but nothing drastic. With CS girls I prefer not to escalate in public because it is a given they are coming back with me.

On the way back we grab a 6 pick and pack of smokes since she is a beer drinker and likes a cig (Beta) when she drinks.

Once back we play the drinking card game that is so money. It is like War, but after each round the loser drinks. You can also play with as many people as you want just everyone has less cards. On any duplicate matches you can slap the table to steal the pile. Very interesting game. Lots of drinking.

She downs almost 2 more beers in under an hour due to this game. First cig break on my back porch I go straight for the makeout after the cig is done. Push her against the wall and put her hand down my pants. No resistance at first. Then she pushes me off. I play it cool like its no big deal.

Her: "wow that is so fast, in X we don't move that fast we get to know each other first"

Me: "..." *looking at her all innocent while still have I want to fuck you in my eyes

Her: "in America I guess it is different you have sex first then get to know each other"

Me: "yeah in America it is like that, you just see something and you go for it"
(This built on the Americans are risk takers her country are more careful conversation we had earlier)

We go back in to finish cards she still seems warm but wasn't up for more escalation on the porch. My gut told me a bit more comfort, don't rush it. She is on the Yes side just needs a little more soft pushing. We play more cards, she reveals she had an American boyfriend that said to her that Americans have sex first get to know each other later...



Game recognized.

I knew I was in at this point.

I escalate again on the couch and she grabs my cock on her own. It was time to lead her to the bedroom. Her there was some resistance but not to sex, but how fast I was going. I am used to porn style sex with many of these American hoes. This chick had to tell me to take it extremely slow and be romantic.

It was a bit different for me in a pleasant way.

She finally went to the bathroom to get ready for sex...

She did come back and surprise me by bringing her own lube and 3 condoms...

Strange because she got pretty wet, but seemed extremely paranoid about me fingering too hard or fucking too hard.

When we had sex it was very lovey dovey for the first 10 minutes... she gave tremendous head. She said she was in a very long relationship. I think relationship girls give the best head through practice and listening to the guy. Sluts can give crazy head like deep throating but it is many times sloppy. Sluts are about performing for validation instead of pleasing.

Well when she was on top I was telling myself ok enough with the lovey dove stuff. I grab her throat, push her entire upper body up and down as I fuck her, spank her hard, and finger her ass at the same time (yeah I'm depraved). She cums pretty hard.

These chicks can tell you whatever you want, they love it rough though at some point.

At the end I was going doggy I was trying to dirty talk, I think she was sore at that point though. I said something retarded like "you about to cum?" -- she said very practically "I already came" LOL. After that I just finished.

Next morning more great head and some fucking, but she was really sore which surprised me for how naturally wet she got...

Very warm, friendly, practical cool girl, still though some signs she would make a very bad LTR. Hates cooking, hates cleaning, has cats, corporate job, has CouchSurfed before to single guy's places.... brought lube and condoms, but wants Disney sex, cums hard from rough sex... you tell me.