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(11-24-2014 08:36 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  

Then the "Professional Coin Grading Service" was established. It rated coins on a scale of 1 to 70. Here are the criteria:

http://www.pcgs.com/grades/

I'm only half-jokingly going to offer a similar solution. What we need is an appraisal service for women. A universal standard that is generally accepted by everyone.

Yes, I think that we should rate women based on "luster."

Seriously, though, I have a pretty simple system.

If I can get a boner with her and I like the way she looks more with clothes off than clothes on (so, no fatties) and her personality doesn't suck, then she's welcome to come sleep with me anytime that she wants to put out.

If she expects to be my public girlfriend and be seen in public with me, she had better have some combination of looks and personality that renders her exceedingly attractive in most peoples eyes.

Once we get to the girlfriend stage, we needs to be someone who improves people's opinion of me when we are seen together. I call this marketing.