[jimukr104]

(11-18-2014 01:44 PM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:  

I have a cat. She was a rescue cat and they were going to put her down because she'd been in the shelter for months without being adopted. People mainly want kittens when they go into those places, adult cats are a tough sell because there's so many of them.

Cats have an unfair reputation from being associated with lonely childless feminists. Allow me to correct that - cats are alpha as fuck.



And here's why:

Cats don't have owners, they have staff. Cats are the exact opposite of needy. They don't require your constant attention or approval.

Cats live life by their own rules. They sleep when they want, eat when they want, have freaky back alley cat sex when they want, and walk around the world like they own the place. Ever heard the expression "herding cats?"

Cats are vicious, cold-blooded killers.

In the UK alone, cats kill 275 million animals every year - for fun. With a bodycount that vast, you just can't help but admire the evil little bastards. If they didn't sleep 14 hours a day, there'd be no other animals left.

Cats have sharp spikes on their dicks and they literally hold the female down and rape her. Other male cats then will get into a gang bang.

Whats even more weird is that when a female cat gives birth..cats in the same litter can have different fathers. One of the reasons they evolved this way was so other non fathers wouldn't kill off the offspring the way male lions do to cubs belonging to another male.


As for Cats killing for fun...that isn't really true. In a natural environment they kill to eat but since cats are domesticated they don't need to kill to eat but they still have the instinct to train their hunting skills. So what happens is they catch the prey and don't know what to do with it so they bat it around.

But cats are killing machines..unlike dogs/wolves that will cause pain to prey, cats
go right for animals jugular. Go get a stuff teddy bear and play with your cat with it..you will see!

One way to pull is to have a cat walking on lease..if it is a black cat looks even cooler with a fake gold collar and fake studs. When they ask say its your mini-panther.Where I live sometimes a Russian girl will walk her cat. I figure that a guy doing it will get a lot of attention.