[The Father]

(10-18-2014 09:44 PM)germanico Wrote:  

Never underestimate the hamster!

She would only have to:

- Self identify as a virgin.

- Tell herself it didnt count because she wasnt really into those guys.

- Tell herself she was raped because she wasnt really into those guys.

- "Virginity is a state of mind"

- "Virginity is relative"

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No joke. I had this smokin' hot neighbor while living in an apartment senior year in college. We were at school in the northeast; the chick had a "serious boyfriend" who went to school in Florida. But the chick was a) a horndog and b) into me, so you know what that meant: She fucked and sucked me every which way...even let me put it in her ass. But when she started to feel guilty about cheating, she would ...do all those same things with me, BUT would insist on wearing a T-shirt when we did it!! That's right, in her warped hamster-mind, the fucking and sucking and cheating and cum-swallowing didn't count because SHE WASN'T COMPLETELY NAKED!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you imagine a guy ever using "logic" like this?? I poured enough of my yogurt down this girl's throat in one semester to stock the Dannon company for years, but in HER mind, she "didn't go all the way". I had rug burns on my knees my whole senior year from dogging this broad on our carpet because my roommate went to bed early in the bedroom. Rawdog, come on her face, you name it! But, you know, doesn't count...because of the t-shirt.



A woman is a creature with an AMAZING, god-given ability to lie to herself...and if she'll lie to herself, she'll lie to you 10X quicker.