[Aliblahba]

^^^ I've chased snakes across the road, almost wrecked dodging road runners, had one come within 5' of me today on the rig, raced trains, made swords out of cacti, spears from pvc and drill bits, instilled fear in each and every coworker, tried to convince the latter that they are gay, convinced most that I am, took pics of wild turkeys, talked to sheep, offered water color portraits of my semi-erect penis (to the sheep), showed up late, or showed up not ever that shift. All this was on the clock.