Translation:
"I drank with friends and went to a big party, [...] in a skimpy skirt" - Spoiler alert
"Then I went home with this guy I had liked all summer." - I fucked a guy I had just met.
"I wanted him in a different way, I wanted him to like me" - I didn't give a shit about him, I just wanted to get fucked and then hamster away why I am not a slut.
"For the record, I don’t really go home with guys on Saturday nights." I really DO go home with guys on Saturday nights.
"Legally speaking, it was entirely rape." I acted like a whore but my hamster must win, no matter who it hurts or damages.
"I drank with friends and went to a big party, [...] in a skimpy skirt" - Spoiler alert
"Then I went home with this guy I had liked all summer." - I fucked a guy I had just met.
"I wanted him in a different way, I wanted him to like me" - I didn't give a shit about him, I just wanted to get fucked and then hamster away why I am not a slut.
"For the record, I don’t really go home with guys on Saturday nights." I really DO go home with guys on Saturday nights.
"Legally speaking, it was entirely rape." I acted like a whore but my hamster must win, no matter who it hurts or damages.