Quote: (08-08-2014 12:47 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:
And people wonder why the cost of everything is going up. When fuckheads like this woman call 911 for frivolous reasons, the municipality is billed a huge amount for it.
But in her single mother mind, it's all good, right? 911 is there for her to be her surrogate parent. The government is now daddy.
So, whereas in the old days, it was: go to your room, Junior, and wait till your father gets home. Now its:
Just wait till 911 arrives, young man!
She should be forced to pay the $1500 it cost the city to send patrol car or ambulance to her house.
"Just wait till 911 arrives, young man!"
Cop: I'll need to interrogate him alone. (Goes in room, shuts door.)
Son your mother is pretty upset. What were you watching anyway?
Kid: Sasha Grey.
Cop: Really! Wow -- have you seen her girl-on-girl stuff?
Kid: Yeah, but I prefer her gangbangs.
Cop: Me too. Hey, have you ever checked out Facial Abuse?
Kid: Checked it out? I'm a member!
Cop: Really -- always wanted to join! Can you lend me your password? I can make this all go away, I promise...