7 Reasons I'm An Undateable Girl
04-20-2014, 02:02 AM
Those 2 paragraphs of the rebuttal text tell it all :
"You have at least 5+ “best guy friends”
"With every sorority girl comes frat guy friends. The reason girls have best guy friends? You try living with 20+ batsh*t cray, hormone-filled women and see where your mentality goes. You need your guy friends to help keep you sane because if you allow your ears to fill with all that petty bullsh*t, well, get ready for early-onset depression."
We need guys to buy our drinks and to have sex with us, not to keep us sane. As you’ve already pointed out, we’re batshit crazy, so why would we be trying to “keep” sanity we never had? I’ve always felt that guys were the crazy ones, so I tend to steer clear of them unless I need one for one of the aforementioned, but a best guy friend can also be useful when I need help trying to decode the “Hey” I got in a text message from the guy I’m interested in, or for a reminder that I’m bangable when my self-esteem is at an all time low.
You hate all your friends from home
No one can compare to your sorority sisters. Who cares about that next Thanksgiving break at home? You just use this time to visit your school friends. You think the girls who wrote in your yearbook are going to be your best friends? Yeah right, bitch you’re in for a rude awakening.
Well, that one’s actually true. On to bigger and better things.
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Like a manosphere classic bitch blog entry:
- Beta-Orbiters are for drink-buying and self-validation
- Beta-Orbiters help you decipher the last one-word-response from the Alpha
- Once in 2 years you may give them a pity-fuck when totally drunk so the Beta-orbiter falls into the 58% statistic of men who have sex at least once during the college years
- Hypergamy - on to better things. Friends from home, who needs them? Guess the same would go for guys - on to better things!
"You have at least 5+ “best guy friends”
"With every sorority girl comes frat guy friends. The reason girls have best guy friends? You try living with 20+ batsh*t cray, hormone-filled women and see where your mentality goes. You need your guy friends to help keep you sane because if you allow your ears to fill with all that petty bullsh*t, well, get ready for early-onset depression."
We need guys to buy our drinks and to have sex with us, not to keep us sane. As you’ve already pointed out, we’re batshit crazy, so why would we be trying to “keep” sanity we never had? I’ve always felt that guys were the crazy ones, so I tend to steer clear of them unless I need one for one of the aforementioned, but a best guy friend can also be useful when I need help trying to decode the “Hey” I got in a text message from the guy I’m interested in, or for a reminder that I’m bangable when my self-esteem is at an all time low.
You hate all your friends from home
No one can compare to your sorority sisters. Who cares about that next Thanksgiving break at home? You just use this time to visit your school friends. You think the girls who wrote in your yearbook are going to be your best friends? Yeah right, bitch you’re in for a rude awakening.
Well, that one’s actually true. On to bigger and better things.
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Like a manosphere classic bitch blog entry:
- Beta-Orbiters are for drink-buying and self-validation
- Beta-Orbiters help you decipher the last one-word-response from the Alpha
- Once in 2 years you may give them a pity-fuck when totally drunk so the Beta-orbiter falls into the 58% statistic of men who have sex at least once during the college years
- Hypergamy - on to better things. Friends from home, who needs them? Guess the same would go for guys - on to better things!