Overview - Just returned from a week in Goa, India. Unfortunately my trip was cut short due to a 27 hour plane delay
Getting there - Flew from Manchester, UK on a charter flight. I needed to get a Visa which was a lengthy process and around 100GBP
Lodging - I stayed in Candolim which was relatively quiet and more family orientated, the hotel was all inclusive but due to the variety of restaurants and the price I pretty much ate out all the time. I’d recommend staying in Baga for something livelier
Transportation - Taxis are everywhere and can be bartered with, you can pretty much get anywhere for 5 GBP. I would usually go to Baga Beach or Anjuna which was 3GBP in a cab
Sites/Places to visit/Stuff to do
Palolem & Kola beach - I stayed in one of the beach huts which was around 20GBP for the night. This area had more of a hippy/traveller vibe with quite a range of nationalities
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Following this I did a jungle adventure the next day. This was one of the highlights of the trip, jumping off 8-10 metre rocks into pools of water and abseiling down waterfalls - http://goajungle.wix.com/goajungle#!activities/c199t
Anjuna beach is good on a Wednesday, it’s full of beach shacks offering good deals on alcohol. There is also a market which gets plenty of visitors. More of a Russian crowd so plently of hot women
Dudhsagar falls is a decent attraction, 45 minute ride in a jeep through the jungle then a short walk before you get there
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The Saturday night market in Arpora is worth checking out, lots of bars and DJ’s and interesting to walk around
I didn’t have the time to visit any of the beach/trance raves but I heard from a few Australian guys that they were good
Food – If you like Indian food/seafood then you are really spoiled for choice. I had some of the best curries i’ve ever had. You can eat like and king and get hammered for less than 10 GBP.
Miscellaneous – If narcs are your thing, weed, MDMA and coke can are available, be careful who offers it though as some are working with the local police.
Chemists are crazy cheap, I bought 100 Modafinil tablets, Retinol and a big stash of Viagra/Cialis for about 40 GBP. Testosterone was an option and I also asked about HGH, unfortunately they had none in stock but the guy advised Somatropin was 180 GBP for a box. Dentists are also abundant, whitening can be done for 80 GBP and crowns/veneers are about 150 each.
Nightlife – I spent most evenings around Baga Beach, there is a long road full of bars and clubs called Tito’s lane. Some of the places are couples only or ladies only which means the ratios are solid. To ensure I was allowed in, early on I’d get chatting to girls on the way to the places I wanted to go and get in with them, if nothing was happening with them I’d ditch them afterwards. Towards the end of my trip I’d greased the key waiters/bouncers so getting in places was never a problem. They would usually bring free drinks/shots over when I was talking to girls which was a nice touch. Mambo’s bar and Tito’s were the places I’d usually end up, great music also
Game style – Indian guys in Goa are thirsty, extremely thirsty and will try and cockblock you at every opportunity, plus they dress like shit. I’d usually go out in chinos, loafers and a fitted shirt/t shirt so I stood out a bit. There were a shitload of hot Russian girls but they seemed to be a bit more reserved. I’d get some shisha/hookah and they would come over to try it, then I’d get some shots and go from there. Indian girls were much more open and in bigger groups, once you extracted them (I’d just lead them somewhere quieter or to the dancefloor) from their friends it got easier. Most of the Indian waiters and taxi drivers who spoke a bit of Russian would tell me stories about their easy bangs with the Russian girls so I think if you spoke a bit you could do some serious damage
Summary/Stats – From the 4 nights I went out, I pulled 2 Russians and 2 Indians and banged one of the Indians. One of the Russians was a sure thing but I got greedy, aimed for something better and came back with nothing. Goa was an interesting place with great food and nice beaches but overall quite dirty, piles of rubbish everywhere, cows wandering around and it felt like everyone wanted your money. As mentioned earlier, if you know some Russian you could slay some seriously hot women.
Getting there - Flew from Manchester, UK on a charter flight. I needed to get a Visa which was a lengthy process and around 100GBP
Lodging - I stayed in Candolim which was relatively quiet and more family orientated, the hotel was all inclusive but due to the variety of restaurants and the price I pretty much ate out all the time. I’d recommend staying in Baga for something livelier
Transportation - Taxis are everywhere and can be bartered with, you can pretty much get anywhere for 5 GBP. I would usually go to Baga Beach or Anjuna which was 3GBP in a cab
Sites/Places to visit/Stuff to do
Palolem & Kola beach - I stayed in one of the beach huts which was around 20GBP for the night. This area had more of a hippy/traveller vibe with quite a range of nationalities
Following this I did a jungle adventure the next day. This was one of the highlights of the trip, jumping off 8-10 metre rocks into pools of water and abseiling down waterfalls - http://goajungle.wix.com/goajungle#!activities/c199t
Anjuna beach is good on a Wednesday, it’s full of beach shacks offering good deals on alcohol. There is also a market which gets plenty of visitors. More of a Russian crowd so plently of hot women
Dudhsagar falls is a decent attraction, 45 minute ride in a jeep through the jungle then a short walk before you get there
The Saturday night market in Arpora is worth checking out, lots of bars and DJ’s and interesting to walk around
I didn’t have the time to visit any of the beach/trance raves but I heard from a few Australian guys that they were good
Food – If you like Indian food/seafood then you are really spoiled for choice. I had some of the best curries i’ve ever had. You can eat like and king and get hammered for less than 10 GBP.
Miscellaneous – If narcs are your thing, weed, MDMA and coke can are available, be careful who offers it though as some are working with the local police.
Chemists are crazy cheap, I bought 100 Modafinil tablets, Retinol and a big stash of Viagra/Cialis for about 40 GBP. Testosterone was an option and I also asked about HGH, unfortunately they had none in stock but the guy advised Somatropin was 180 GBP for a box. Dentists are also abundant, whitening can be done for 80 GBP and crowns/veneers are about 150 each.
Nightlife – I spent most evenings around Baga Beach, there is a long road full of bars and clubs called Tito’s lane. Some of the places are couples only or ladies only which means the ratios are solid. To ensure I was allowed in, early on I’d get chatting to girls on the way to the places I wanted to go and get in with them, if nothing was happening with them I’d ditch them afterwards. Towards the end of my trip I’d greased the key waiters/bouncers so getting in places was never a problem. They would usually bring free drinks/shots over when I was talking to girls which was a nice touch. Mambo’s bar and Tito’s were the places I’d usually end up, great music also
Game style – Indian guys in Goa are thirsty, extremely thirsty and will try and cockblock you at every opportunity, plus they dress like shit. I’d usually go out in chinos, loafers and a fitted shirt/t shirt so I stood out a bit. There were a shitload of hot Russian girls but they seemed to be a bit more reserved. I’d get some shisha/hookah and they would come over to try it, then I’d get some shots and go from there. Indian girls were much more open and in bigger groups, once you extracted them (I’d just lead them somewhere quieter or to the dancefloor) from their friends it got easier. Most of the Indian waiters and taxi drivers who spoke a bit of Russian would tell me stories about their easy bangs with the Russian girls so I think if you spoke a bit you could do some serious damage
Summary/Stats – From the 4 nights I went out, I pulled 2 Russians and 2 Indians and banged one of the Indians. One of the Russians was a sure thing but I got greedy, aimed for something better and came back with nothing. Goa was an interesting place with great food and nice beaches but overall quite dirty, piles of rubbish everywhere, cows wandering around and it felt like everyone wanted your money. As mentioned earlier, if you know some Russian you could slay some seriously hot women.