no, but I got a good story about one here in the states.
I was at this tiki bar and two dudes come sit next to me. I could tell they were going to be trouble. The bigger one leans in and says "hey man, can I see your phone?"
It was sitting in front of me on the bar (it is when blackberry's were new and hot).
Now let me set the stage. My gf just dumped me, I've spent all day in my attorney's office, and i'm in no mood.
I simply tell him "no.".
He looks at his friend and then looks at me and says "what would you do if I took your phone and left"?
ME: Well, first i'd shoot you in the back as you ran. Then i'd walk over your body and empty my clip. Then i'd pull my boot gun and gun your friend down in the parking lot for being a shitty excuse for an accomplice. I then turned my head and took a drink. I really did have two guns on me, both with hollow points (my profession, fyi).
I meant it. They knew it too.
They threw a $20 on the bar and walked out without saying a word...
I was at this tiki bar and two dudes come sit next to me. I could tell they were going to be trouble. The bigger one leans in and says "hey man, can I see your phone?"
It was sitting in front of me on the bar (it is when blackberry's were new and hot).
Now let me set the stage. My gf just dumped me, I've spent all day in my attorney's office, and i'm in no mood.
I simply tell him "no.".
He looks at his friend and then looks at me and says "what would you do if I took your phone and left"?
ME: Well, first i'd shoot you in the back as you ran. Then i'd walk over your body and empty my clip. Then i'd pull my boot gun and gun your friend down in the parking lot for being a shitty excuse for an accomplice. I then turned my head and took a drink. I really did have two guns on me, both with hollow points (my profession, fyi).
I meant it. They knew it too.
They threw a $20 on the bar and walked out without saying a word...