Ok, I think it's time for me to break this shit down something proper, I think I've been holding back...
Here's the game on Miami women...
Non-educated 18-25
1. Ethnically, will be Latin or Black American/Caribbean, single mother, kid's father is likely still in the picture (especially if Latin), they are not together, but still fucking.
2. Works a low paying job, i.e. retail, plus gets some form(s) of government assistance.
3. Lives in areas like Allapattah, Overtown, Hialeah, Cutler Ridge/Perrine/Goulds, Homestead, North Miami, Liberty City, Coconut Grove (in the Black part), etc.
4. Rarely goes out, if she does, she stays close to home, with the exception of Hialeah chicks, who sometimes you'll find out in Pembroke Pines, Coconut Grove (back in the day), South Beach (but a spot like Purdy Lounge, not LIV). Girls who live in AP, the Dominican part of the city, will be 18-21, still live at home with their parents, will go out regularly in the neighborhood, the younger they are, the better chance they don't have children, but again, you'll only run into them if you go out in the neighborhood. Over the past few years, a lot of Central Americans have moved into the neighborhood, and they are mixing with the Black Americans and Dominicans who live there also, simply due to proximity. Ultimately, it's just poor people mixing with poor people, creating more generations of poverty.
5. If you want to party with these girls, always have weed and liquor.
"Educated" 18-25
1. Will not yet have kids, but is more likely to have a boyfriend if she's a local, the boyfriend will have either been with her since high school or she met him while in college (freshman-sophomore year). One thing you have to understand is that Miami dudes lock chicks down while they are in high school, ultimately they'll either marry them or impregnate them and leave them.
2. Arguably the best Miami girls who are locals will use college as an excuse to get out of here. These types of girls will end up in New York, California, D.C., somewhere far from here. Girls who end up at FSU or UF, probably got rejected by UM, and they didn't want to go to Dade or FIU, but staying in-state keeps them relatively close to home, and they will come back after graduation.
3. UM girls are mostly chicks who are from California, New Jersey, and New York, if they are American. They will likely not have a boyfriend, and definitely won't have kids. They'll party hard in the Grove on Thursdays and the Beach will be a sometimes on Friday/Saturday. These girls come to Miami just to go to school, whether it be undergrad or grad, after graduation they will leave.
4. Non-locals will live in Coconut Grove, South Miami, Coral Gables, Kendall/Pinecrest (close to Dadeland), areas that are close to UM, Downtown or Brickell if they are in the Marine or Medical programs. Locals will live in West Kendall, Westchester, Sweetwater (close to FIU), Pinecrest (close to the Falls), North Miami Beach/Sunny Isles.
5. If she goes to UM and is not a local, she will likely be white or Asian. A Black girl who is a non-local is rare, but she will basically be white. Blacks who are local will mostly be student-athletes, the local ones who are admitted as regular students will likely be gone by Sophomore year because they couldn't handle the work or tuition and will have to graduate from somewhere else. FIU/Dade girls will mostly be Latin, with sprinkles of Black
here and there.
6. If you want to party with these girls, especially the Latinas, always have beaks and liquor.
26-34
1. Has probably already been married and/or is currently married, and definitely has children or is planning on having children if she's currently married and doesn't already. It's rare you'll meet a Miamian who is outside of the normal ages for college years and hasn't already been knocked up at least once.
2. If she's unmarried, she was once in the uneducated 18-25 category. She's likely had a lot of dick from guys who were down with hitting it, but weren't going to get involved with the kids, yet still she would prefer to have a steady man in her life who will help her pay the bills. If she gets that and has a shot at re-marrying it's because she is attractive and has no more than one child.
3. Now that she's older, she probably wants better than the retail job and government assistance, not even necessarily for herself, but for the children, she's enrolled at Dade trying to get something that will help her get a better job, or if she's into the medical profession she's at Dade Medical College or Keiser University.
4. She may go out every once in a while, but it will likely be only for a special occasion, and she'll keep it close to home, like a Kaffe Krystal, Blue Martini Kendall type place.
5. If she's married and was once in the educated 18-25 category, she will probably have a decent family, and a husband who's actually trying to make her happy and stay with her, you'll never see her at a club unless she's there with him, if she's not with him, it's probably only for happy-hour and even then she's there with co-workers, will definitely not be out in the late night.
6. Will live close to family in places like West Kendall, Westchester, Sweetwater, etc.
35+
1. Is likely recently divorced, will have children who are teenagers/young adults.
2. If she has middle class money, it came from the divorce, she will likely live in an area like West Kendall or Doral, if she's the rare case of being educated or having married into real paper, she lives in an area like Brickell.
3. If she has money, she will go out to higher class spots where she will run into men her age. If she doesn't have money and likes to go out, she will go to lower class spots and party with younger people, if she doesn't go out, and doesn't have a man in her life, it's because she's really poor and below-average attractive.
4. If her ex-husband has money, he likely traded her in for a younger model, and will no longer be fucking her. This will be her time to start riding the cock carousel because she spent her 20s and early 30s as someone's wife. If she does get re-married, it will be to a guy who's her age or older and also has children from a previous relationship(s).
5. Ultimately most of the women in this category believe in marriage, since they've already been married. The better their financial situation, the less they have to care about getting re-married, but they ones who don't have anything financially, will want to re-marry so they have someone to take care of them. However, they still want dick, and they understand their reality, so even if you aren't Mr. 2nd or 3rd Husband, she still would enjoy going out with you and having a good time, and getting her pussy rocked somewhere at a notel on 8th street afterwards, but she'll disappear on you when she meets something that may lead to something, and then when it doesn't, she'll come back out of nowhere.
Left out of this analysis is the fact that there's a lot of whoring going on in this city. There might only be 150 ads on Backpage, but raise your hand if you think anything close to that number is all that's available to get fucked for bread. Anyone? Didn't think so. These women come from that environment and it only gets tougher here, where we have a city that is high cost, but low wage, and most people are uneducated. The reason it's difficult to get ass here is because most women are not having any problems having regular dick in their lives, even if it's from ex-boyfriends/ex-husbands, who will always try to fuck them, even if they have moved onto other relationships, this is especially true if they have children together -- unless he traded her in for a younger, better model.
While you do have people here in happy relationships with decent families, it's very common for people to be on their second marriages, and for women to have multiple children from different men -- typical for Latin American culture. However, most people here in relationships are simply in relationships of convenience. The women probably don't want to be with the men, but it's guys who keep them from being homeless and provide them with resources for their kids so they are taken care of as well. If they are young, they are below-average attractive (for this city) and they settled down with the first guy who told them they wanted to be with them. If they are old, they're just accepting the cards they were dealt with. These women may fuck around, but you have to know where to go to find them, and it's not places like LIV or Mansion.
Speaking of South Beach, I left it out of this because to me, it's a place locals go to mostly for rare, special occasions or to entertain guests from out-of-town who have never been. It's mainly a hub for tourists and transients who are running away from problems they have in other parts of the country, and they can start over there where its a little more affordable and exciting, which matters to them if they are still young, and if they're not Latin, avoid some of the Latin American aspects of the city, like having to place your order at McD's in Spanish so it doesn't get fucked up.
Ultimately, if you want to score regularly on SoBe: be gay.
In the end, despite all of it's problems, Miami remains one of the few American cities I could stand to live in. It can be enjoyable due to the nightlife, but you have to accept the game. The women here are at best good time girls built for fucking. You can't be a nice guy here, and you can't care about getting into a relationship. If you want to get ass, you have to go out hard, that means you're out at least three times a week, you're rarely doing pretentious Beach shit, and you're hitting up Broward with some sort of regularity (Broward will get it's on topic/analysis in the future). When you meet a girl, she has to know from jump that your goal is to tap that ass, you can be smooth, but you have to incorporate some directness into the smoothness, just being smooth will have you at home with your dick in your hand 99 times out of 100 . If you're hoping to meet a chick worth being with, you either need to go hang out at high schools such as Gulliver or Our Lady of Lourdes, get a yearbook and the honor roll list, and find something to train before she gets out of here (unless she's going to UM), or grab a chick who's currently a non-local Freshman or Sophomore at UM (after that it's too late, she will either become a de facto Miamian or she's already making plans for grad school elsewhere), anything else is damaged goods, either by birth or circumstances.
Welcome to Miami.
Here's the game on Miami women...
Non-educated 18-25
1. Ethnically, will be Latin or Black American/Caribbean, single mother, kid's father is likely still in the picture (especially if Latin), they are not together, but still fucking.
2. Works a low paying job, i.e. retail, plus gets some form(s) of government assistance.
3. Lives in areas like Allapattah, Overtown, Hialeah, Cutler Ridge/Perrine/Goulds, Homestead, North Miami, Liberty City, Coconut Grove (in the Black part), etc.
4. Rarely goes out, if she does, she stays close to home, with the exception of Hialeah chicks, who sometimes you'll find out in Pembroke Pines, Coconut Grove (back in the day), South Beach (but a spot like Purdy Lounge, not LIV). Girls who live in AP, the Dominican part of the city, will be 18-21, still live at home with their parents, will go out regularly in the neighborhood, the younger they are, the better chance they don't have children, but again, you'll only run into them if you go out in the neighborhood. Over the past few years, a lot of Central Americans have moved into the neighborhood, and they are mixing with the Black Americans and Dominicans who live there also, simply due to proximity. Ultimately, it's just poor people mixing with poor people, creating more generations of poverty.
5. If you want to party with these girls, always have weed and liquor.
"Educated" 18-25
1. Will not yet have kids, but is more likely to have a boyfriend if she's a local, the boyfriend will have either been with her since high school or she met him while in college (freshman-sophomore year). One thing you have to understand is that Miami dudes lock chicks down while they are in high school, ultimately they'll either marry them or impregnate them and leave them.
2. Arguably the best Miami girls who are locals will use college as an excuse to get out of here. These types of girls will end up in New York, California, D.C., somewhere far from here. Girls who end up at FSU or UF, probably got rejected by UM, and they didn't want to go to Dade or FIU, but staying in-state keeps them relatively close to home, and they will come back after graduation.
3. UM girls are mostly chicks who are from California, New Jersey, and New York, if they are American. They will likely not have a boyfriend, and definitely won't have kids. They'll party hard in the Grove on Thursdays and the Beach will be a sometimes on Friday/Saturday. These girls come to Miami just to go to school, whether it be undergrad or grad, after graduation they will leave.
4. Non-locals will live in Coconut Grove, South Miami, Coral Gables, Kendall/Pinecrest (close to Dadeland), areas that are close to UM, Downtown or Brickell if they are in the Marine or Medical programs. Locals will live in West Kendall, Westchester, Sweetwater (close to FIU), Pinecrest (close to the Falls), North Miami Beach/Sunny Isles.
5. If she goes to UM and is not a local, she will likely be white or Asian. A Black girl who is a non-local is rare, but she will basically be white. Blacks who are local will mostly be student-athletes, the local ones who are admitted as regular students will likely be gone by Sophomore year because they couldn't handle the work or tuition and will have to graduate from somewhere else. FIU/Dade girls will mostly be Latin, with sprinkles of Black
here and there.
6. If you want to party with these girls, especially the Latinas, always have beaks and liquor.
26-34
1. Has probably already been married and/or is currently married, and definitely has children or is planning on having children if she's currently married and doesn't already. It's rare you'll meet a Miamian who is outside of the normal ages for college years and hasn't already been knocked up at least once.
2. If she's unmarried, she was once in the uneducated 18-25 category. She's likely had a lot of dick from guys who were down with hitting it, but weren't going to get involved with the kids, yet still she would prefer to have a steady man in her life who will help her pay the bills. If she gets that and has a shot at re-marrying it's because she is attractive and has no more than one child.
3. Now that she's older, she probably wants better than the retail job and government assistance, not even necessarily for herself, but for the children, she's enrolled at Dade trying to get something that will help her get a better job, or if she's into the medical profession she's at Dade Medical College or Keiser University.
4. She may go out every once in a while, but it will likely be only for a special occasion, and she'll keep it close to home, like a Kaffe Krystal, Blue Martini Kendall type place.
5. If she's married and was once in the educated 18-25 category, she will probably have a decent family, and a husband who's actually trying to make her happy and stay with her, you'll never see her at a club unless she's there with him, if she's not with him, it's probably only for happy-hour and even then she's there with co-workers, will definitely not be out in the late night.
6. Will live close to family in places like West Kendall, Westchester, Sweetwater, etc.
35+
1. Is likely recently divorced, will have children who are teenagers/young adults.
2. If she has middle class money, it came from the divorce, she will likely live in an area like West Kendall or Doral, if she's the rare case of being educated or having married into real paper, she lives in an area like Brickell.
3. If she has money, she will go out to higher class spots where she will run into men her age. If she doesn't have money and likes to go out, she will go to lower class spots and party with younger people, if she doesn't go out, and doesn't have a man in her life, it's because she's really poor and below-average attractive.
4. If her ex-husband has money, he likely traded her in for a younger model, and will no longer be fucking her. This will be her time to start riding the cock carousel because she spent her 20s and early 30s as someone's wife. If she does get re-married, it will be to a guy who's her age or older and also has children from a previous relationship(s).
5. Ultimately most of the women in this category believe in marriage, since they've already been married. The better their financial situation, the less they have to care about getting re-married, but they ones who don't have anything financially, will want to re-marry so they have someone to take care of them. However, they still want dick, and they understand their reality, so even if you aren't Mr. 2nd or 3rd Husband, she still would enjoy going out with you and having a good time, and getting her pussy rocked somewhere at a notel on 8th street afterwards, but she'll disappear on you when she meets something that may lead to something, and then when it doesn't, she'll come back out of nowhere.
Left out of this analysis is the fact that there's a lot of whoring going on in this city. There might only be 150 ads on Backpage, but raise your hand if you think anything close to that number is all that's available to get fucked for bread. Anyone? Didn't think so. These women come from that environment and it only gets tougher here, where we have a city that is high cost, but low wage, and most people are uneducated. The reason it's difficult to get ass here is because most women are not having any problems having regular dick in their lives, even if it's from ex-boyfriends/ex-husbands, who will always try to fuck them, even if they have moved onto other relationships, this is especially true if they have children together -- unless he traded her in for a younger, better model.
While you do have people here in happy relationships with decent families, it's very common for people to be on their second marriages, and for women to have multiple children from different men -- typical for Latin American culture. However, most people here in relationships are simply in relationships of convenience. The women probably don't want to be with the men, but it's guys who keep them from being homeless and provide them with resources for their kids so they are taken care of as well. If they are young, they are below-average attractive (for this city) and they settled down with the first guy who told them they wanted to be with them. If they are old, they're just accepting the cards they were dealt with. These women may fuck around, but you have to know where to go to find them, and it's not places like LIV or Mansion.
Speaking of South Beach, I left it out of this because to me, it's a place locals go to mostly for rare, special occasions or to entertain guests from out-of-town who have never been. It's mainly a hub for tourists and transients who are running away from problems they have in other parts of the country, and they can start over there where its a little more affordable and exciting, which matters to them if they are still young, and if they're not Latin, avoid some of the Latin American aspects of the city, like having to place your order at McD's in Spanish so it doesn't get fucked up.
Ultimately, if you want to score regularly on SoBe: be gay.
In the end, despite all of it's problems, Miami remains one of the few American cities I could stand to live in. It can be enjoyable due to the nightlife, but you have to accept the game. The women here are at best good time girls built for fucking. You can't be a nice guy here, and you can't care about getting into a relationship. If you want to get ass, you have to go out hard, that means you're out at least three times a week, you're rarely doing pretentious Beach shit, and you're hitting up Broward with some sort of regularity (Broward will get it's on topic/analysis in the future). When you meet a girl, she has to know from jump that your goal is to tap that ass, you can be smooth, but you have to incorporate some directness into the smoothness, just being smooth will have you at home with your dick in your hand 99 times out of 100 . If you're hoping to meet a chick worth being with, you either need to go hang out at high schools such as Gulliver or Our Lady of Lourdes, get a yearbook and the honor roll list, and find something to train before she gets out of here (unless she's going to UM), or grab a chick who's currently a non-local Freshman or Sophomore at UM (after that it's too late, she will either become a de facto Miamian or she's already making plans for grad school elsewhere), anything else is damaged goods, either by birth or circumstances.
Welcome to Miami.