Quote: (05-20-2011 05:42 AM)CJ Wrote:
Indirect bragging topic? Ha, ha, I jest... How long are you gonna be there, how much is your dick worth to you, how many girls are you gonna bang, and how much is the shipping gonna cost?
Let's have "U" represent the value of your dick to you, rounded to the nearest dollar
"T" represent the amount of time being spent there, rounded to the nearest month
"S" represent the cost of getting the condoms shipped there, also rounded to the nearest dollar
"C" represent the total condoms you'll have, which you said should be around 74
"N" represent the total number of anticipated notches
and "K" represent how many times you want to nail each girl, on average
So we'll set it up like this
U = [(N*K)/(T/S)] + [(N*K) - C]
Where the first part calculates usage rate, over time and cost, and the second part of the equation accounts for wasted condoms.
We'll assume the cost of shipment is around $50, you'll be there for 6 months, and anticipate around 12 notches at 6 bangs a piece.
So C = 74, N = 12, K = 6, S = 50 and T = 6, now we must solve for U
So we plug in the numbers to get
U = [(12*6)/(6/50)] + [(12*6) - 74]
U = [(72)/(.12)] + [(72) - 74]
U = 600 + -2
And we see that... U = $598
So, if your dick is worth more than $598 to you, then you should get the condoms shipped to you. Obviously you'll have to adjust the numbers to fit your actual trip.
I hope this helps!
LMAO!!! +1
I LOVE IT when shit is broken down to a mathematical science!
You should use something like this on women, just make sure you come across as humorous and charming, and not a cocky math nerd.
Being a math guy will get you LAID for just putting a humorous spin on such a boring topic to most women.
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