[AnonymousBosch]

Summing up: too uninvested in dating; too addicted to computer drama; too lazy to cook properly; too resentful of other's happiness; too interested in using masturbation as an easy salve for unhappiness; too boring to entertain herself; too arrogant to listen to the wisdom of elders; too offended by the idea of self-control and moderation; too dominated by the life trajectory of her stupid friends.

No wonder she's single. Well, other than the fact she's a fucking creepy looking girl with horrible legs.