Holy fucking hell. +2, Siberian threesome.
I don't know how this always happens, but my last night in whatever city is always ridiculous. Well last night was my final night in Novosibirsk and what I thought would be a tame Sunday night turned out to be absolutely glorious.
My buddy and I were pretty wrecked from Saturday night and it took all our energy to get back out there last night. But we finally did and went to the only club that had an advertisement for Sunday night. It was pretty dead, we tried with some girls there and nothing really stuck. One girl even told my buddy to not touch her. Fuck that so we left and headed towards another bar some girl there told me was supposed to be good on Sundays.
On our way there we stop two girls on the street and try to get them to join us and they politely refuse. We march on and eventually get there, only about 20 people in the entire bar, most mixed groups. We see two girls sitting by themselves so we go to chat. One tall, superthin looked a bit older, the other short cute and with bangs.
Tall girl doesn't really hit it off with my buddy but I am doing well with the short one. Eventually my buddy goes to chat with other girls while I'm hanging out there talking to the short one and occasionally the tall one. At one point they kept saying I was lying by telling them I was from America, to which I pulled out my California ID and that led to some exclamations (white god factor).
After about 45 minutes, I swear they said у тебя which means your place. I went and told my buddy I think they want a threesome... I go back and the tall one that speaks a bit English said short one wants a beer. Fuck! I swore I heard that correctly. Meanwhile my buddy was chatting up some other girls since the tall one wasn't very receptive to him.
I get some beers, we drink them then this time they use my translator and write lets go to your place. They ask if I have champagne which I do as, one thing I learned to always have stocked. The decision is made. Hell yes. I tell them let me get my friend and they go нет! If all four of us go, we go home. If three of us go, we go with you. They were pissed at him talking to other girls which they kept saying were whores (they weren't). Well, I'm no fool so I tell my buddy I have to go and he said ok I'll come home later. They call a taxi and off we go.
Get back to my flat the tall girl goes to the bathroom and comes back without her pants on. Now they are sitting one on each side of me on the couch so I start making out with one then the other. We pop the champagne and THEY take me to the bedroom and then we just go nuts. I was switching between them every two minutes or so, it was frankly one of the best sexual experiences of my life. How can it not be?
The only thing they wouldn't do is get on each other, but everything else was fair game. I finally finish and the short one is so damn horny still. By this time my friend had come back and was on the couch, and I was spent from all that banging. So the short one goes outside and wakes my friend up and climbs on top of him! So he bangs her twice, and I bang the tall one again. Finally the short one comes back in and we three go at it again. This was seriously out of some porno or something.
Tall one passes out, and we are resting there and I accidentally get hard again and the short one coos like its Christmas morning and jumps on top of me for another round. Either she hadn't been boned in years or she's the horniest girl I ever met. Finally they call a taxi and on the way out asked me for some money for the taxi. I gave them 200 rubles rather than argue considering that's about $6. We said our goodbyes and they left. Sweet girls![[Image: smile.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Passed out, had to wake up in 3 hours and now at the sorry excuse for a bus station here waiting for our bus to Tomsk. Novosibirsk was a wild ride, lots of ups and downs but it came through in the end in a big way. Thumbs up to Siberia, not ready to leave it yet thus Tomsk. Datasheet on Novosibirsk to follow...
I don't know how this always happens, but my last night in whatever city is always ridiculous. Well last night was my final night in Novosibirsk and what I thought would be a tame Sunday night turned out to be absolutely glorious.
My buddy and I were pretty wrecked from Saturday night and it took all our energy to get back out there last night. But we finally did and went to the only club that had an advertisement for Sunday night. It was pretty dead, we tried with some girls there and nothing really stuck. One girl even told my buddy to not touch her. Fuck that so we left and headed towards another bar some girl there told me was supposed to be good on Sundays.
On our way there we stop two girls on the street and try to get them to join us and they politely refuse. We march on and eventually get there, only about 20 people in the entire bar, most mixed groups. We see two girls sitting by themselves so we go to chat. One tall, superthin looked a bit older, the other short cute and with bangs.
Tall girl doesn't really hit it off with my buddy but I am doing well with the short one. Eventually my buddy goes to chat with other girls while I'm hanging out there talking to the short one and occasionally the tall one. At one point they kept saying I was lying by telling them I was from America, to which I pulled out my California ID and that led to some exclamations (white god factor).
After about 45 minutes, I swear they said у тебя which means your place. I went and told my buddy I think they want a threesome... I go back and the tall one that speaks a bit English said short one wants a beer. Fuck! I swore I heard that correctly. Meanwhile my buddy was chatting up some other girls since the tall one wasn't very receptive to him.
I get some beers, we drink them then this time they use my translator and write lets go to your place. They ask if I have champagne which I do as, one thing I learned to always have stocked. The decision is made. Hell yes. I tell them let me get my friend and they go нет! If all four of us go, we go home. If three of us go, we go with you. They were pissed at him talking to other girls which they kept saying were whores (they weren't). Well, I'm no fool so I tell my buddy I have to go and he said ok I'll come home later. They call a taxi and off we go.
Get back to my flat the tall girl goes to the bathroom and comes back without her pants on. Now they are sitting one on each side of me on the couch so I start making out with one then the other. We pop the champagne and THEY take me to the bedroom and then we just go nuts. I was switching between them every two minutes or so, it was frankly one of the best sexual experiences of my life. How can it not be?
The only thing they wouldn't do is get on each other, but everything else was fair game. I finally finish and the short one is so damn horny still. By this time my friend had come back and was on the couch, and I was spent from all that banging. So the short one goes outside and wakes my friend up and climbs on top of him! So he bangs her twice, and I bang the tall one again. Finally the short one comes back in and we three go at it again. This was seriously out of some porno or something.
Tall one passes out, and we are resting there and I accidentally get hard again and the short one coos like its Christmas morning and jumps on top of me for another round. Either she hadn't been boned in years or she's the horniest girl I ever met. Finally they call a taxi and on the way out asked me for some money for the taxi. I gave them 200 rubles rather than argue considering that's about $6. We said our goodbyes and they left. Sweet girls
Passed out, had to wake up in 3 hours and now at the sorry excuse for a bus station here waiting for our bus to Tomsk. Novosibirsk was a wild ride, lots of ups and downs but it came through in the end in a big way. Thumbs up to Siberia, not ready to leave it yet thus Tomsk. Datasheet on Novosibirsk to follow...