[NeVerGymLess]

(03-31-2011 04:37 PM)houston Wrote:  

(03-31-2011 02:38 PM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  

If you guys wanna get laid off POF, follow the shit from this link .

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...=132621003


I get 12 + msg back a day and have plans with a couple girls for this weekend following the shit.

A 127 page thread? Summarize that

spam bitches with msg like these. They eat them up.


I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres ? queff as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seasfood dinner with you over skype on a dail up internet connection .

Not serious....

Kinda serious....





Dear Miss
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories.... You will always have a special place in my heart.
You ex-hubby
ps.
You can keep the bech house in Blackpool as long as I can have the dog and my cd's back.


Oh heavenly blessed beauty whos beauty is above and beyond anything I have witnessed in my 24 years of existence. Words cannot describe the feeling that pulsed through my penis when I laid upon your picture... I would swim across shark infested waters with open wounds, wrestle a crocodile with my arms bound behind my back and crawl on my hands and knees over sand paper, just to sniff a single pubic hair you shaved over a month ago. (assuming you are shaven)
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My, my, who is this heavenly blessed beauty???
Introduce yourself, oh resolution of the divine, embodiment of Heaven's purest angelic perfection, progenitor of Aphrodite's DNA!

I would climb Mt. Everest using Snooki's farts as my only air supply and a banana hammock as my only clothing if it meant that I could have cyber sex on skype in morse code on a dial-up connection in a VERY rainy day with the male nurse who happened to be in the delivery room when you were born



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I have 2 dates this weekend, trying for the afternoon lay and night lay on Saturday/