[Purple Urkle]

@Kristian, you live in Denmark, no? Doesn't Denmark have one of the highest quality of life and "happiness" indexes on earth? Sounds like a cool place to have a farm. Maybe what you need is an older, completely independent life-coach/therapist/consultant type person who is into game to take an up close and personal look at your current life and help you come up with several potential courses of action? Someone from the forum who will fly to where you are and spend a week living with you and getting to know every detail of your life. I would be willing to do this for $1000 dollars (not euros) plus airfare. For seven full days (100hrs. of work) I will learn everything I can about you and your family dynamic, social circle, work situation, and university options. I will pitch a tent and camp on your farm (you can tell your dad I am a soybean farmer from the US with Danish roots who has a passion for farms and wishes to see how your farm operates). This will also give me an opportunity to "volunteer" working on the farm for your father so I can assess his personality and leadership style. At night we can go out gaming and I'll be your rich suited down long lost uncle from America wingman. What I would do is document the entire week with photographs (of the farm and its resources, where you hang out, your personal style and vibe, the kinds of chicks you attract, etc.) and journal entries and then post my findings daily on this thread so senior members of the forum can give you specific advice and feedback throughout the week.

If you can put me on a spot for two hours every evening after dark where I can play street music and make cash we will deduct those earnings from the $1000 fee. For example, if I make $100 euros a night (very realistic) then you would owe me nothing at the end of the week.

I'm not available to do this until November.