[Tuthmosis]

The Stink of Beta™ is the most universal deal-breaker for women. It's gotten to the point that I've brought up straight-up beating a girl in 2 out 3 of my last first-dates, including last night. It's all in the delivery.

Approximate transcript:

Tuthmosis: I'm giving you fair warning: I'm partially sexist and like beating my women to keep them in line. Well, I don't "like" it, but I think it's necessary.

Jewish Girl with Sick Ass: Are you joking or serious?

Tuthmosis: I'm being 75 percent serious. In fact, I don't appreciate that you're questioning me right now.

JGSA: Well, what if I poured this drink on you? What would you do?

Tuthmosis: Grip your wrists till the bartender comes over [grab at her forearm], then take you outside to mistreat you for a while.

JGSA: You're actually hurting me. [laughing]

Tuthmosis: Good. It gives you a taste of my affection for you. That's how abusive men express emotion.

Thirty minutes later I had my finger up her cooch. I went around the back so I could simultaneously enjoy dat ass.

I've gone full troll on my dates recently. I'm bored, so I don't give a fuck no more.