[Ovid]

Most guys do not get very much sex. Most of us here have the knowledge and drive to enable us to get laid at least semi-regularly, but the typical guy "gets lucky"/falls into a relationship maybe only once a year, or once a decade. If you don't have a girlfriend and haven't "gotten lucky" in six months, and you're under 40, you'd probably bang almost anything with a hole and a heartbeat, after a certain point. I know I would. As a freshman in high school I remember lusting after this beast who rode my schoolbus. She was a 5 at best, on a good day, but she had a pussy and there was a good chance she would let me put my dick inside it, so as much as the thought disgusted me, I was also very much willing. Thankfully, a combination of logistical failures/my betaness at the time meant that never worked out, so I don't have to reproach myself about it today.