[slubu]

Actually I'll tell you the best part of living in LA. It's when I travel overseas and I tell a foreign girl I'm from Los Angeles, her eyes brighten, her jaws drop, her friends gather and they exclaim "Ohhhh! You're from Los Angeles!" I smile and my inner monologue always begins with the same thought, that you stupid sexy cute little girl, how I simultaneously envy and plan to exploit your ignorance.