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Apocalypse opener field test day!
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Apocalypse opener field test day!

If you're going to pull this, you need a backstory. And the backstory should be one of three things

1). I'm going for surgery in a few weeks and want to sleep with the hottest woman I've seen since I might not make it

2). I'm going into the Armed Forces (see above)

3). I'm getting married...

I've heard about all three working, although I've never attempted this. Actually, I sort of attempted #3. When a female friend told me a guy used this line on her -- and it worked -- I said "What if I used that line?" She raised her eyebrows. Being the nice, sensitive guy I was, I didn't take her up on it.

Addendum: if you can't get a bang, ask if you can "settle" by at least checking out her boobs or something. Sometimes women get turned on by their own exhibitionism and you can parlay that into a BJ or a HJ. In other words, if you can't hit the moon, ask for the stars. You never know. In fact, after asking to screw a stranger, "settling" for a handjob might makes sense in some weird way to the girl you're talking to (i.e. "At least I didn't screw him!").
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