Honestly, women can take a long time to respond because of a combination of not checking their mail frequently, and when they do, they have to weed through a lot of nonsense to get to a serious message. That's why you have to be hitting up a lot of women at once online. You'll also get more responses for being "jerky" than you will for being lame like most guys' messages...HA HA! And women definitely go for looks first, just like the rest of us. The fake indignation was kind of cute...
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."