Man, it's dissapointing to see so many people come to my hometown to pick up strippers when there are so many good looking babes out there that aren't strippers, and somewhat sain. Not to mention all the awesome things to do other than waste your money at a strip club. If you are picking up a stripper, how many other guys do you think she went home with the last 4 weeks? Every stripper I know is totally fucked in the head and most of them are huge sluts. I mean I like girls who fuck, but not the whole town. One of the strippers I know, we called her "table queen" because in highschool we had her on a picnic table in the park with 5 dudes finger banging her and getting head, then 3 of them fucked her, all the same night. I see trying to bang strippers at strip clubs barely a step above p4p. Shit, you go to a strip club in Brazil, that's what the girls are there for, pay for play. Wouldn't you rather spend the $50 going out with your boys having a good time, spending the $50 on drinks and looking for girls that are gonna be more worth your time than strippers? And I'm fairly certain most people who are going to strip clubs to pick up are striking out at least 80% of the time. That 80% of the time, did it feel good to spend $50 on blue balls?
Here's another stripper story... On my birthday, my mom gets me a hotel on the strip and me and 5 friends go out to rage. We end up catching a limo to the strip club, after what had already been a huge night, it's probably 1-2 am at this point. I get there, and I never buy dances, in fact last time I saw one of my close friends she was saying how funny it was to watch me at strip clubs because I basically tell the girls, "You think I'm gonna pay for you to hump my leg?" But anyways, I'm hammered, it's my b-day, I buy the dance. After the dance I reach into my pocket and pull out $24 for a $30 lap dance. I say:
"Shit, I only have $24, but I've got some Valume, could I just pay you in those?"
The stripper goes, "How did you know I do drugs?"
I reply, "You're a stripper."
Of corse she took the valume over the $24. At this time I sold a good amount of pharmy pills. She got my number and called me every week for at least 100 xanex. She would call me and some weeks I wouldn't have them. Those weeks I would tell her I would see what I could do. She would call me every 6 hours telling me how much she needed them and how she was going into convulsions because she was without them (That's why I recommend not selling hard drugs. It sucks to know you are selling people something that is ruining their life). This chick was nuts! Those are the type of girls that are strippers.
Here's another stripper story... On my birthday, my mom gets me a hotel on the strip and me and 5 friends go out to rage. We end up catching a limo to the strip club, after what had already been a huge night, it's probably 1-2 am at this point. I get there, and I never buy dances, in fact last time I saw one of my close friends she was saying how funny it was to watch me at strip clubs because I basically tell the girls, "You think I'm gonna pay for you to hump my leg?" But anyways, I'm hammered, it's my b-day, I buy the dance. After the dance I reach into my pocket and pull out $24 for a $30 lap dance. I say:
"Shit, I only have $24, but I've got some Valume, could I just pay you in those?"
The stripper goes, "How did you know I do drugs?"
I reply, "You're a stripper."
Of corse she took the valume over the $24. At this time I sold a good amount of pharmy pills. She got my number and called me every week for at least 100 xanex. She would call me and some weeks I wouldn't have them. Those weeks I would tell her I would see what I could do. She would call me every 6 hours telling me how much she needed them and how she was going into convulsions because she was without them (That's why I recommend not selling hard drugs. It sucks to know you are selling people something that is ruining their life). This chick was nuts! Those are the type of girls that are strippers.