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(10-19-2012 03:27 AM)Vorkuta Wrote:  

I'll kick this off then as I had a fucked up date last night:

I street approached a blonde girl in my town centre the other day ( 22yrs,7.5,blonde) whilst day gaming. After some flirtatious texting we arranged to meet up last night.

So I meet her in the centre of town at 9pm and we walk to a local bar 'Bar Release',it's quiet apart from a table of drunken fatties and a few random lone wolf guys. She has driven into town so I'm already thinking escalation will be hard if she is driving and hence not drinking. She seemed quite shy and I had to do most of the talking as we walked to the bar. Get in and I order us a couple glasses of wine and we take a seat by the window as I said it would be fun to laugh at our town's chavs walking past. She turns out to be very smart ( just got a first at the London school of Economics ) and incredibly well spoken which I like. However she is very reserved so I'm having trouble bantering with her, I also understand we are from different sides of the tracks so I have to bullshit a little to get her to relate. Her parents own holiday homes abroad,are mutli millionaires and have bought her a flat on the King's Road in London,I don't come from that lifestyle. Anyway I move into comfort and she opens up more telling me about her Russian ex and her travels to Moscow and Nizhni Novgorod. So we have found some mutual ground that we can talk about,she starts showing some of her humour and relaxing as she drinks more glasses of wine ( I don't ask how she will drive but see it as a good sign ). The thing is although I had moved my seat next to her ( "music is too loud,I can't hear you well" ) and I start initiating more touching,she is giving me little sign that she is attracted to me or interested in fucking me the same night. So because I wanted to know if it was on or not I said "I want to kiss you now",it wasn't the most natural point in a seduction to say it since I'd not entered seduction phase yet but I had to test her willingness . And so I did,but she wouldn't open her mouth. That's ok,at least I knew it was possibly on if I played it right. So she goes to the bar to get a couple of cocktails,comes back and I pull her onto my lap and go for a full on make out. She's into it,grinding my cock with her ass as I put my hand up her top. Random dudes in the pub looking at me and smiling,giving me subliminal high fives. I start talking in her ear about how I want to take her home and explore her body with my tongue,laying it on thick whilst my hand was down the back of her trousers. We make out more with my hand down her jeans,finish our cocktails and then I say lets go.
( time in pub about 2 hours )

She seems drunk but insists on driving back to mine. Get to mine and tell her to choose some music whilst I pour some drinks. She pulls Bowie's 'Hunky Dory' out of the rack and puts it on. I thought 'cool choice' but then she admitted she only chose it because she likes the name of the album. Typical. So we sit on the sofa,make out,drink some wine and I strip her down. She has an incredible body. Not stick thin as I usually like but strong without any fat and some perked breasts with nice nipples.

I lead her upstairs to my bedroom and offer her a shower but she just wants to get it on. Cool. So I'm going down on her ( shaved ),fingering her and she's getting moist and moaning. I go to get a condom and swallow a sachet of generic Viagra and go back into her where we switch to 69. All good until she notices a tattoo of a girl's name on my hip. Disaster. Total mood change. "Who is Katya?" she wants to know. I tell her I'll explain in the morning but she sits up and demands to know. Fuck sake. So I tell her the truth that it's my daughter's name and she should not worry about it and lye down again. But now she is asking why I hid it from her,the fact I had a kid. So I tell her she is being melodramatic and that I never hid it from her,and if she'd asked the question earlier I'd have told her. Then,get this, she asks "well why didn't you have it terminated?"!!!! What the fuck! I'm now hard,full of Viagra,about to bang and she is giving me this shit test. So she starts saying she has never slept with a guy with a child and that she saw a future for us (?!) and that she has only had three partners before and that sleeping with a guy with a kid wasn't what she expected for her fourth! So I can't be arsed arguing or convincing her to let me bang her so I say "get your things and go,you are disrespecting me with your shit". I get out of bed and gather her clothes and she dresses acting as though I'm an asshole and how I should see it from a woman's perspective (!! ). I open my door and she tries to kiss me goodbye,I close the door on her. Weirdo. She knocks on my door but I didn't open it.

Funny evening.

As I am writing this I have just received a text from her,these is her exact words:

"I apologise for the way I reacted last night. I was completely out of order and had too much to drink. I regret what I said and truly sorry. I like you '.....',I had a really great evening talking to you....Feel free to drop by and tease if you'd like to see me?"

Nuts.

hahah, funny story, was she Canadian? Yeah I say fuck her once more in the most degrading way you can; as soon as you blow your load on her face, throw her a towel tell her to get cleaned up and leave as you have stuff to do, then never speak, answer texts etc again. nice