Got a few new ones:
El Mechanico was riding in his pimp-mobile and stopped at a red light. Next to him a hottie stopped in her car.
El Mech rolled down his window and put his arm up on the frame. The chick also rolled her window down.
El Mech grinned at her: "What, you farted too?"
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Greek Kamaki was gaming a Ukranian chick and promised her a present. When they got to his hotel room she asked what her present was, and he said "A baby elephant!"
The chick started to jump with joy, all excited: "A baby elephant - where?"
Greek faced her, turned his pants pockets inside out, and said "Here are the ears, now find the trunk!"
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Tenderman got a job as a truck driver. When out in the country, he saw two hitch-hikers: one a young hottie, and the other a wrinkled old hoe. He took them for a ride, but put the hottie back with the cargo, and the old hoe in the cabin. After a while, he pulled over, banged the grandma, and started up again.
When they finally got off, the young hottie asked "What kind of pervert you are, to put me back with the cargo and bang this old bag instead?"
Tenderman said "I may still pick you up another time, but this old momma may die tomorrow and then I lose that notch forever"
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Samseau, Tuthmosis, and Fisto applied to join the CIA as commandos. They passed all tests - running, swimming, shooting, push-ups, hand-combat, and got to the final test: they were each given a pistol and told they had to go in this room where a young hottie was tied up, and shoot her!
Samseau got in first but when he saw her he got all teary-eyed and couldn't pass the test.
Tuthmosis went in next, and aimed the pistol, cocked the trigger, but his hand started shaking and he also couldn't pass the test.
Fisto went in last, closed the door behind him, and loud noises of gunshots and struggle were heard for about 15 minutes... he finally went out all covered in sweat and blood, and said "Goddamn it, the mutherfucking gun was loaded with blanks, so I had to finish her off bare-handed"
El Mechanico was riding in his pimp-mobile and stopped at a red light. Next to him a hottie stopped in her car.
El Mech rolled down his window and put his arm up on the frame. The chick also rolled her window down.
El Mech grinned at her: "What, you farted too?"
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Greek Kamaki was gaming a Ukranian chick and promised her a present. When they got to his hotel room she asked what her present was, and he said "A baby elephant!"
The chick started to jump with joy, all excited: "A baby elephant - where?"
Greek faced her, turned his pants pockets inside out, and said "Here are the ears, now find the trunk!"
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Tenderman got a job as a truck driver. When out in the country, he saw two hitch-hikers: one a young hottie, and the other a wrinkled old hoe. He took them for a ride, but put the hottie back with the cargo, and the old hoe in the cabin. After a while, he pulled over, banged the grandma, and started up again.
When they finally got off, the young hottie asked "What kind of pervert you are, to put me back with the cargo and bang this old bag instead?"
Tenderman said "I may still pick you up another time, but this old momma may die tomorrow and then I lose that notch forever"
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Samseau, Tuthmosis, and Fisto applied to join the CIA as commandos. They passed all tests - running, swimming, shooting, push-ups, hand-combat, and got to the final test: they were each given a pistol and told they had to go in this room where a young hottie was tied up, and shoot her!
Samseau got in first but when he saw her he got all teary-eyed and couldn't pass the test.
Tuthmosis went in next, and aimed the pistol, cocked the trigger, but his hand started shaking and he also couldn't pass the test.
Fisto went in last, closed the door behind him, and loud noises of gunshots and struggle were heard for about 15 minutes... he finally went out all covered in sweat and blood, and said "Goddamn it, the mutherfucking gun was loaded with blanks, so I had to finish her off bare-handed"