Been cuffed for minor in possession of alcohol. No big whoop.
I've been drunk every time I've been stopped at a sobriety checkpoint. I do stupid shit when I'm drunk like practice saying the alphabet backwards. I can bust that shit on a tab of acid, gram of coke, 4 bonghits, and 6 shots of tequila no problem. I'm a champ at sobriety tests.
When I was 18 I was fucking hammered at a party with my gf and best friend. I was the most fucked up out of all of us but a cop pulled us over, pulled us all out and handed me the keys because my girl and buddy were underage and there's a curfew in my hometown. I literally saw 3 pairs of keys swimming around in front of me but I grabbed em from his hand and got in the drivers seat and followed the fucker until he stopped and let my girl and buddy out cuz there was a shooting nearby. Goddamn miracle he couldn't see the whites of my eyes because I was drunk and stoned off my gourd, and here he was handing me a pair of keys...
I've been drunk every time I've been stopped at a sobriety checkpoint. I do stupid shit when I'm drunk like practice saying the alphabet backwards. I can bust that shit on a tab of acid, gram of coke, 4 bonghits, and 6 shots of tequila no problem. I'm a champ at sobriety tests.
When I was 18 I was fucking hammered at a party with my gf and best friend. I was the most fucked up out of all of us but a cop pulled us over, pulled us all out and handed me the keys because my girl and buddy were underage and there's a curfew in my hometown. I literally saw 3 pairs of keys swimming around in front of me but I grabbed em from his hand and got in the drivers seat and followed the fucker until he stopped and let my girl and buddy out cuz there was a shooting nearby. Goddamn miracle he couldn't see the whites of my eyes because I was drunk and stoned off my gourd, and here he was handing me a pair of keys...