First of all, you have no idea how much envy I have towards you. I'm sure other older players here feel the same way.
I'll just tell you what I would do if I was in your shoes, sonny boy:
I'd work a summer job and bust my ass off until I could afford to buy a few handles of grey goose. I'd learn to make a decent punch or 2-3 cocktails. I'd get those high school bitches wasted and I'd hit on every single last one of them, even the chubbies.
I'll tell you this once, and only once: THERE IS NOTHING ON THIS GOOD GREEN EARTH AS AWESOME AS TEENAGE PUSSY.
I'm serious man. Fuck class. Do the bare minimum to skate by. Just don't fail. Party as much as you can, 5 nights a week. Talk to any older guy who's in the "real world" now. The biggest regret ALL of us have is not fucking more young girls when we were surrounded by them.
Be a weasel. Get 3 girlfriends and cheat on all of them. Let them find out, it doesn't matter.
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. Get em drunk, make a move. Girls that young and dumb, that's all the game you need.
The last 17 year old I banged, I was 23. As I recall, I asked her to hang out, I got her drunk and stoned, pulled her clothes off, and fucked her brains out. This was before I had any game whatsoever. If I could do it, so can you.
I repeat:
f(x)=(a+b) - n
Where:
a=alcohol
b=busting a move
n=not giving a fuck
I'll just tell you what I would do if I was in your shoes, sonny boy:
I'd work a summer job and bust my ass off until I could afford to buy a few handles of grey goose. I'd learn to make a decent punch or 2-3 cocktails. I'd get those high school bitches wasted and I'd hit on every single last one of them, even the chubbies.
I'll tell you this once, and only once: THERE IS NOTHING ON THIS GOOD GREEN EARTH AS AWESOME AS TEENAGE PUSSY.
I'm serious man. Fuck class. Do the bare minimum to skate by. Just don't fail. Party as much as you can, 5 nights a week. Talk to any older guy who's in the "real world" now. The biggest regret ALL of us have is not fucking more young girls when we were surrounded by them.
Be a weasel. Get 3 girlfriends and cheat on all of them. Let them find out, it doesn't matter.
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. Get em drunk, make a move. Girls that young and dumb, that's all the game you need.
The last 17 year old I banged, I was 23. As I recall, I asked her to hang out, I got her drunk and stoned, pulled her clothes off, and fucked her brains out. This was before I had any game whatsoever. If I could do it, so can you.
I repeat:
f(x)=(a+b) - n
Where:
a=alcohol
b=busting a move
n=not giving a fuck