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08-21-2010, 05:15 PM
Mine is a little longer than 30 days, it's an 85 or so day plan.
I'm going to qualify for a Vans Triple Crown of Surfing event this coming season. I've tried a few times in my younger days, but never made it. A lot of the guys out there are better surfers than me, but that's not why I missed. I think I was too cocky, and a kid. Plus I was more into the models. I just turned 34. I'll be older than most of the guys, but I'm smarter than them. I'm also way more relaxed and confident now. That's gonna be my trick.
The training plan is like this:
1) Swim everyday until I almost pass out.
2) Tweak my diet. I love loco moco in the morning but now I'm switching to a scoop of rice and a papaya. I'm not going to eat any meat whatsoever, only fish. I'm only going to eat the shrimp and lobsters and other shellfish that I catch. I love steaks, but cows don't swim, and I gotta be think about the ocean.
3) After every drink at a bar follow it with a glass of water. Also, when at the bars, I'm not going to talk to any surfers, unless they're already my friend. I'm just going to stare at them. If they ask what I'm looking at I'm just going to shake my head. If they keep at it I'll just walk away. I don't like nascar racing but I just read about how Dale Earnhardt used to just stare down the other drivers before races, may he rest in peace.
4) Float in the water for at least an hour everyday and read a book. I'm going with old school inspirational ones and biographies of cool people. I'm not going to get the book wet. This has been a theory of mine, and I've wanted to try it, for years. It's going to get my brain and my balance working with the water.
5) I've already kind of done this, but I need a string of about 6 to 9 girls I can call and have sex with on a dime. I also have to like sleeping with them, and they have to take good care of me and respect my overall plan.
I'm going to Brazil in a few days, and that's where I'm launching my plan. I figure if I can stick to it out there, it will be no problem at home.
The ultimate goal is to win the Reef Hawaiian Pro, then give the 20 grand to this guy Neil Abercrombie, who's running for Governor. I also imagine I will get laid like never before after I win.
Aloha!
I'm going to qualify for a Vans Triple Crown of Surfing event this coming season. I've tried a few times in my younger days, but never made it. A lot of the guys out there are better surfers than me, but that's not why I missed. I think I was too cocky, and a kid. Plus I was more into the models. I just turned 34. I'll be older than most of the guys, but I'm smarter than them. I'm also way more relaxed and confident now. That's gonna be my trick.
The training plan is like this:
1) Swim everyday until I almost pass out.
2) Tweak my diet. I love loco moco in the morning but now I'm switching to a scoop of rice and a papaya. I'm not going to eat any meat whatsoever, only fish. I'm only going to eat the shrimp and lobsters and other shellfish that I catch. I love steaks, but cows don't swim, and I gotta be think about the ocean.
3) After every drink at a bar follow it with a glass of water. Also, when at the bars, I'm not going to talk to any surfers, unless they're already my friend. I'm just going to stare at them. If they ask what I'm looking at I'm just going to shake my head. If they keep at it I'll just walk away. I don't like nascar racing but I just read about how Dale Earnhardt used to just stare down the other drivers before races, may he rest in peace.
4) Float in the water for at least an hour everyday and read a book. I'm going with old school inspirational ones and biographies of cool people. I'm not going to get the book wet. This has been a theory of mine, and I've wanted to try it, for years. It's going to get my brain and my balance working with the water.
5) I've already kind of done this, but I need a string of about 6 to 9 girls I can call and have sex with on a dime. I also have to like sleeping with them, and they have to take good care of me and respect my overall plan.
I'm going to Brazil in a few days, and that's where I'm launching my plan. I figure if I can stick to it out there, it will be no problem at home.
The ultimate goal is to win the Reef Hawaiian Pro, then give the 20 grand to this guy Neil Abercrombie, who's running for Governor. I also imagine I will get laid like never before after I win.
Aloha!