[el mechanico]

(05-09-2012 07:47 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(05-09-2012 06:06 PM)houston Wrote:  

Is it true that intelligence is actually more important to them than looks and money??

It's true but what is even more true is that they value foreignship. Show them any passport that is non Colombian - Haitian, American, Canadian, British - as a matter of fact, one lizard let me put my non Colombian passport book between her bum cheeks and she made it clap while I hit it from the back.

Memorable experience.

Goddamn Moma you got three passports!!! How can you handle the load down there???