[el mechanico]

(05-03-2012 11:51 AM)soup Wrote:  

(05-03-2012 11:24 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

3. Laziness. I'm too lazy to respond to women they way they want me to. They have to try harder.

I'm at a standoff right now with one of the hottest girls I've ever met. I'm not doing shit about it. I blew her off twice because I had easier sex thrown my way. I haven't responded to her texts because I'm too lazy. I went out with her once and she complained about how I was dressed. She's Russian and thinks I should wear pants and not a bathing suit. I told her to shut up. I didn't open any doors for her and I tried to force her to smoke a cig with me. She was disgusted. I took her to a outdoor mall full of hot women. Even the girls turned their heads to look at this girls ass. Smokin! Guys would do full turn arounds and say shit like "oh my god" We went to a Mexican place for some Margaritas and a bite to eat. The staff at the place were just staring at her and trying to figure out why we were together. She's the kind of girl who can walk up to you and say I haven't taken a shower in a month so eat my pussy and you'll just say ok and do it.

Yeah, but what got her hooked in the first place?

I have no clue. I'll explain it in detail when the job is finished.