Quote: (05-02-2019 02:05 PM)PantyPeeler Wrote:
Better yet, scout the area earlier in the day and find a reasonably clean dumpster. As you and your date walk past have your keys in your hand and also an empty bottle or can. Throw the can in and "accidentally" let your keys fly in as well. Convince her this is your only set and motion that you will give her a boost so she can climb in to retrieve keys. Climb in after her and proceed to bang.
Bonus points if you preposition a dirty mattress.
Extra bonus points if you use a second hand condom from the dumpster instead of having the expense of a fresh one.
Only Betas spend money on bangs.