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By the way, haven't the media, feminists, and every social justice whacko out there spent the last decade or so screeching that American university campuses are rape factories where the nation's unsuspecting, nubile daughters are lured to Bacchanalian parties, plied with (GASP) alcohol, and assaulted by nefarious fraternity dudebros such as Jock McKavanaugh and Chad Magahat?

So why are rich celebrities bribing their way and breaking the law to send their poor, innocent daughters to these wretched hives of scum and toxic masculinity?