Quote: (12-14-2018 12:32 PM)JWLZG Wrote:
Where would England be without its Indian restaurants, Pakistani convenience stores, and kebab shops, by the way? Chicken tikka masala is as English an establishment as the breakfast fry up.
It would be a fucking disaster.
Hoards of men would probably be ganging raping young girls in pure frustration at the lack of delicious ethnic food. The collective IQ would be driven down by malnutrition. Girls on their way to a pop concert would have nails driven through their flesh after a poor misunderstood man blew himself up because he couldn't find a Pakistani convenience store. A soldier would probably be beheaded in the street after a rumor was started that he knew where the kebabs were being hidden.
And you're right, England achieved almost nothing prior to the invention of Chicken Tikka Masala. It was a turning point in its otherwise pathetic history.