Quote: (07-05-2018 09:04 AM)TravelerKai Wrote:
Quote: (07-05-2018 05:51 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:
Watermelon only has any flavor when you salt it. Otherwise it's just a strange cucumber.
You must live in a state with sour and bland ones that are not sugar sweet.
I feel bad for you son.
How do non-Texans even live, with their tiny bland watermelons and objectively inferior barbecue?
Texas watermelons are the best. I remember being a kid and being forced to stand outside selling those huge fuckers outside my uncle's tire shop during the summer. I'd go through dozens and dozens in a day.
Oh, and just like with girls, the yellow ones taste the best.