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Robbed/mugged

^This is worth of the Holy Book.

GS (2, 1-6) Verily, verily, I say unto you: One day, it was in the first year of King Trump, the fallen apostle Dulceacido had succumbed to the sin of incontinence and drunkery. He then met a homeless person on a dark corner of his village. The homeless man, seeing Dulceacido in such a bad and impure shape, turned his own pocket inside out, and seeing as he had two shekels, he gave one to Dulceacido.

And so, one year later, Dulceacido, having mended his sinful ways and encountered the righteous ways of the Lord, was sober and hardworking, and his business was prospering, as were all businesses under King Trump the 1st.

And Dulceacido crosses paths with the homeless man, the very same that had helped him one year ago. And Dulceacido turns his own pocket inside out, and he has 2000 shekels in it, because he had just sold his crop of wheat and grapes, and was going to the market to buy honey and milk and rare Pepes.

Dulceacido then said to the homeless man: "You helped me in my time of need: my turn now, as God wishes it to be, brother", and he gave the homeless man half of his 2000 shekels. The homeless man was overjoyed and sang praise to the Lord, and he too reformed his ways and became sober and employed.
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