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I was at the bank yesterday when some robbers came in and held everyone hostage. They were armed with the latest military grade firepower. I started sneaking people out of the building, but the hottest female teller got super horny and wanted me to fuck her right then. The robbers heard her moaning about how I had the greatest dick ever and they tried to shoot me, but I beat the shit out of them with my bear hands. After that The Mayor gave me the key to the city, and past a law saying that no women could refuse to have sex with me. Is this beta?