[GlobalMan]

(09-02-2017 02:29 PM)Imperator.Morpheus Wrote:  

I also told her I am an introvert, which surprised her a lot, she was going on about "you're doing great, it's hard to believe"

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I just told this new girl upfront I thought she is attractive upfront. Not just her looks, but pointed out our (thus far 3 apparent) similarities.

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I showed her rings I wear with swastikas on them. I framed it as "to show you I am serious, if I piss you off, you can get me fired; and I want to see if you're actually worth my time (by how you handle it"). I told her I am huge into politics, better w/that than people, and told her to write her # down. She did.

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I sent her a text reading, "hey, Kelsey, glad to have talked to you a bit last night (teeth grinning emoji), **my name**"

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Last night, after having told her I find her to be attractive, I rested my arm around her shoulder. She allowed it with no resistance nor comment for what seemed like a solid 30-40 seconds before starting to lightly walk away

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One thing I am contemplating doing is going up behind her one night when we work together in the future, whisper some things in her ear which damned well should make any woman wet instantly (feel free to use if you think it's good and the basic concept damn well is) ("you look like such a...pause...sexy, gorgeous Goddess tonight; an exquisitely detailed, carefully sculpted/crafted Romanesque statue figurine elegantly showcasing classical and idealized concepts/virtues of feminine physical beauty in true life form like a work of art worthy of Antiquity; Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome, fyi" (somewhat jokingly, authoritatively, smart-assedly) and then pushing for a meetup.

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She teaches preschoolers. If I can convince her to allow me to visit her while she is teaching, this girl will fall in love with me. I am awesome with kids. Far better with them than adults. They love me. She says she loves kids. It'd be game over if it were to ever come to that point, no doubt in my mind whatsoever.