Tonight while finding a place to park, I got into an actual honest to god Seinfeldian parallel parking standoff. I was George...who was in the right, I mean backing into a spot is the correct method after all...
But seriously, I can't believe the bitch was actually willing to sit there for about 15 min hoping I'd give up and take off first. She didn't even take off when I got out of the car to gesticulate angrily at her. Talk about entitlement.
I may have showed up to my date late, but winning the standoff was more important. Plus I was more pumped from that little victory in life.
But seriously, I can't believe the bitch was actually willing to sit there for about 15 min hoping I'd give up and take off first. She didn't even take off when I got out of the car to gesticulate angrily at her. Talk about entitlement.
I may have showed up to my date late, but winning the standoff was more important. Plus I was more pumped from that little victory in life.