#5) Tall, thick black chica - "Do I know you?
This girl had some "cat face" make up on for Halloween, but I thought she was this chica I matched with on Tinder and Bumble. I think she even messaged me first, but I never messaged back because her face looked broke (this gal in front of me has a solid body though). We make eye contact for like 3 seconds and I'm pretty sure it's her, so I approach her. She says maybe I look familiar. I just shaved my head so I look way different, it might be hard to recognize me. I say some shit and then ask her number. She gives me a number. I say that this better not be a fake number she says it's real she doesn't give out fakes. Later I text and find out it's a fake number. Fack. I was too confident because I assumed we had matched before, and from the eye contact I thought it was a done deal. I didn't do anything to build more attraction or comfort and went too fast for number probably.
#6) 3 set with one blonde 7.5-8 w/ booty - "Excuse me, do you guys have any napkins or a tissue"
Bars have closed and buddies and I are looking. These girls are crossing the street into our vicinity and start crossing to other side. We end up behind them and I open them. My buddy had greasy hands from eating a gyro or something so I ask. They just say "Nooo sorry." Then I say, "Ok. It's just that my buddy needs something to clean his hands he looks like he just jacked off an elephant bla bla" and they start to laugh and give us suggestions. Convo died down on our part and they walked into garage.
#7) 2 set in bachelorette party - "Where are you from?"
Some girls standing outside of club talking. I open and they tell me to guess. I say they look Mediterranean or Middle Eastern and guess a few countries. They're Persian actually. I say fuck I don't know Persian and try to remember a few words. The girl corrects me on one, but then ends up tripping while she's walking which creates an awkward scene, at the same moment that my buddy is calling me from down the street. I eject rather than pursue.
I have done 7 approaches in the last 6 weeks. I need to bump this up.
This girl had some "cat face" make up on for Halloween, but I thought she was this chica I matched with on Tinder and Bumble. I think she even messaged me first, but I never messaged back because her face looked broke (this gal in front of me has a solid body though). We make eye contact for like 3 seconds and I'm pretty sure it's her, so I approach her. She says maybe I look familiar. I just shaved my head so I look way different, it might be hard to recognize me. I say some shit and then ask her number. She gives me a number. I say that this better not be a fake number she says it's real she doesn't give out fakes. Later I text and find out it's a fake number. Fack. I was too confident because I assumed we had matched before, and from the eye contact I thought it was a done deal. I didn't do anything to build more attraction or comfort and went too fast for number probably.
#6) 3 set with one blonde 7.5-8 w/ booty - "Excuse me, do you guys have any napkins or a tissue"
Bars have closed and buddies and I are looking. These girls are crossing the street into our vicinity and start crossing to other side. We end up behind them and I open them. My buddy had greasy hands from eating a gyro or something so I ask. They just say "Nooo sorry." Then I say, "Ok. It's just that my buddy needs something to clean his hands he looks like he just jacked off an elephant bla bla" and they start to laugh and give us suggestions. Convo died down on our part and they walked into garage.
#7) 2 set in bachelorette party - "Where are you from?"
Some girls standing outside of club talking. I open and they tell me to guess. I say they look Mediterranean or Middle Eastern and guess a few countries. They're Persian actually. I say fuck I don't know Persian and try to remember a few words. The girl corrects me on one, but then ends up tripping while she's walking which creates an awkward scene, at the same moment that my buddy is calling me from down the street. I eject rather than pursue.
I have done 7 approaches in the last 6 weeks. I need to bump this up.