Quote: (12-12-2011 11:00 PM)MiXX Wrote:
Ok guys, I am going to give you another point of view, just so you can truly know what MAY happen if you decide to answer with an arrogant tone "None of your business, beezwax, up yours, fuck you", and so forth to a US customs officer as a US citizen with a US passport in hand crossing the border.
You have a right to re-enter, but he has a right to detain you for however long he feels like it or take his sweet ass time searching your bags! I'm trying to go the fuck home, not spend 3hrs clearing customs because I decided to exercise my red, white and blue right to be a dick!
How about this one on for size instead:
Customs Officer: "Mixx, Why were you in Colombia?"
Mixx:"I was having fun chasing women" or "I was at a a trade show"
Custom Officer: "Ha! Welcome home..."
Off you go...(I have tried both above, and have never been questioned anymore than that!)
However, If you really want a 100% hassle-free entry back to North America, join both the Global Entry and Nexus program!! No questions asked, no lines, no bullshit when re-entering the US and Canada. The Nexus program compliments the Global Entry program nicely! Once you are a member of both programs, You are now free to fuck around the continent.
Mixx
I am trying to understand something here. Wouldnt this global entry program make it easier for drug dealers to smuggle drugs? They can just hide the drugs in their pockets (body) and walk through.