I recently got a dog. Long story short, if I wouldn´t take the dog he would be beaten. So I said fuck it. The bastard pisses and shits all over the house, the first thing my friends say when they step into the door is:" You can´t bring girls in here dude". Actually since I got the dog I haven´t brought any.
He´s a cross of Grand Danois with German Sheperd.
Anyway If someone knows any obedience tricks or ideas to make the fucker piss on the street and not on my shoes are welcomed.
I´ve been seeing this videos and dogs sometimes remind me of women, (I know they are normally associate to cats). It´s not that I fuck the dog, but to make him make something I have to do it indirectly. It´s like when you want them to sit you can´t say "sit" you have to put food over his head for that he eventually sit.
You can´t say to a girl "make me a massage now". But you can say "can I payoff a massage by giving you some strawberries" (I dated a physioterapist and the first time I wanted her to make me a massage she would say no it felt like work, after I invented this magical phrase she would normally do it).
He´s 3 months old but already tried to bang my brother´s bitch.
If anyone has some exeprience feel free to share before I make soap out of the fucker.
He´s a cross of Grand Danois with German Sheperd.
Anyway If someone knows any obedience tricks or ideas to make the fucker piss on the street and not on my shoes are welcomed.
I´ve been seeing this videos and dogs sometimes remind me of women, (I know they are normally associate to cats). It´s not that I fuck the dog, but to make him make something I have to do it indirectly. It´s like when you want them to sit you can´t say "sit" you have to put food over his head for that he eventually sit.
You can´t say to a girl "make me a massage now". But you can say "can I payoff a massage by giving you some strawberries" (I dated a physioterapist and the first time I wanted her to make me a massage she would say no it felt like work, after I invented this magical phrase she would normally do it).
He´s 3 months old but already tried to bang my brother´s bitch.
If anyone has some exeprience feel free to share before I make soap out of the fucker.