[Giovonny]

a pitcher for the Texas Rangers is from my neighborhood...he has always been a goofy kid who was never great with girls....now he is a legit pro baseball player who makes millions....when he comes home in the off season he still struggles with the ladies...he complains about it but he is really a cool kid and he keeps his sense of humor about it....he's just a big goofy dude who doesn't sound that smooth when he talks...Tom Brady is also from our neighborhood...he has always had decent game, i think because he has 3 older sisters who were a little older and they schooled him on how to deal with women... my friend who gets the most ass is currently unemployed...but he looks like drew brees....DON'T GET IT TWISTED, LOOKS ARE A BIG PART OF THIS SHIT!!!