Right, I'm kind of fucked up right now its only 3am and in Playa del Carmen so I'll post what I've been up to today for a laugh and for some advice.
Firstly, I thought I was just going to see family in Queretaro and I would be bored so I brought my laptop. I didn't even know I was going here until we got here.
That gives me a problem of sharing a hotel room with my sister, and my mum and her boyfriend in the other room.
Also I was completely unprepared, I didn't even see this thread and the other ones people have posted until the other day.
I went to the beach today with my sister and brought a football and a red beach ball and some beer. Everyone seemed a bit lame, no one wanted to play football.
I went for a piss and came back and my sister and given one of my balls away to some deaf guy asking for change. I was livid. Shouting at her shit like 'fuck deaf people! people are all fucking poor here, if you're gonna give money to them give money to someone who actually fucking gives you shit, and give them your own shit, not mine! what the fuck is wrong with you!? I know that ball cost like 12 pesos but that's not the fucking point!!"
Then a group of about 5 girls show up, they speak english but not very well. It turns out they are from Quebec city. They have some crazy tall coloured drinks that they are taking pictures of and my sister is interested in so I open them asking 'que es esto?' (someone might correct me on my shitty spanish) and a bit later on I just start playing football with them.
By that time they seem a bit drunk and I'm chatting with them and then my sister is as well. We are getting on well and passing a football around. A group of three Mexican dudes come up and they don't seem interested in them, but I thought fuck it and spoke to em and played football with them. These dudes are nearly as good as me.
We're drinking and having a laugh, start playing volleyball, going in the sea. I went to the shop and bought 12 more beers. They bought more of their crazy tall drinks.
Later when its dark I notice one of them is getting close to me, and so I start to touch her. Again I need to piss, disappear for a literally a couple minutes, and then when I get back she's making out with the dude who came up to us to speak to the Canadian girls I had opened. Fuck.
I hid my disappointment and went to speak to the other girls and they were all were speaking to their own mexican dude. Double fuck.
What the fuck are they doing with lame Mexican dudes? I was the fucking awesome one of the whole bunch, better looking, master race, can speak the same language, what the fuck?!
After this I can barely even get involved in a conversation, its getting late and cold, I tried to get go for a swim with one of the still available girls, she's not having it. The Mexicans decide to to meet up with the Candians at a 10th street at ten, so we go home to get changed.
I don't remember the walk home, I don't know if I left shit behind. I got dressed into some smart clothes and then passed out on my hotel room floor. My sister was with me but I don't know what she was doing. I remember being sick into a towel.
My sister gets back like half an hour ago at 2:30 am, and I'm asleep on said towel. She woke me up and has brought me food, but I'm dehydrated as fuck right now, and need some water. I start asking her what happened, she says the girls didn't even show up just the dudes, so I start asking more questions she gets pissed off with me for keeping her up, so I keep asking questions then she gets really pissed off and starts shouting and throwing pillows at me and turning the light off, so I just burst out laughing. Plus I don't exactly want to eat food in the dark and try to sleep when I'm now awake. She goes and knocks on my mums door to sleep in there and I'm still just laughing arse off at her for getting so annoyed for nothing.
I walk back to my room laughing like hell, and now I've got the hotel room alone, but its now like 3:30 am. I'm wondering what the fuck I should do now. I'm a bit annoyed about all this, even though I've got 2 weeks here still. Any ideas? Go prowl the streets? I have fuck all money.
I just checked and I have a grand total of 22 pesos left. I pissed all my money away on the first night in a much funnier story that's still too painful to tell you lot. I'm a musician and fucking broke anyway, if I had known I was coming here and I would not have left the 330 quid that I have to my name at home. Being in this town without money and stuck with family is like fucking torture.
The end.
Firstly, I thought I was just going to see family in Queretaro and I would be bored so I brought my laptop. I didn't even know I was going here until we got here.
That gives me a problem of sharing a hotel room with my sister, and my mum and her boyfriend in the other room.
Also I was completely unprepared, I didn't even see this thread and the other ones people have posted until the other day.
I went to the beach today with my sister and brought a football and a red beach ball and some beer. Everyone seemed a bit lame, no one wanted to play football.
I went for a piss and came back and my sister and given one of my balls away to some deaf guy asking for change. I was livid. Shouting at her shit like 'fuck deaf people! people are all fucking poor here, if you're gonna give money to them give money to someone who actually fucking gives you shit, and give them your own shit, not mine! what the fuck is wrong with you!? I know that ball cost like 12 pesos but that's not the fucking point!!"
Then a group of about 5 girls show up, they speak english but not very well. It turns out they are from Quebec city. They have some crazy tall coloured drinks that they are taking pictures of and my sister is interested in so I open them asking 'que es esto?' (someone might correct me on my shitty spanish) and a bit later on I just start playing football with them.
By that time they seem a bit drunk and I'm chatting with them and then my sister is as well. We are getting on well and passing a football around. A group of three Mexican dudes come up and they don't seem interested in them, but I thought fuck it and spoke to em and played football with them. These dudes are nearly as good as me.
We're drinking and having a laugh, start playing volleyball, going in the sea. I went to the shop and bought 12 more beers. They bought more of their crazy tall drinks.
Later when its dark I notice one of them is getting close to me, and so I start to touch her. Again I need to piss, disappear for a literally a couple minutes, and then when I get back she's making out with the dude who came up to us to speak to the Canadian girls I had opened. Fuck.
I hid my disappointment and went to speak to the other girls and they were all were speaking to their own mexican dude. Double fuck.
What the fuck are they doing with lame Mexican dudes? I was the fucking awesome one of the whole bunch, better looking, master race, can speak the same language, what the fuck?!
After this I can barely even get involved in a conversation, its getting late and cold, I tried to get go for a swim with one of the still available girls, she's not having it. The Mexicans decide to to meet up with the Candians at a 10th street at ten, so we go home to get changed.
I don't remember the walk home, I don't know if I left shit behind. I got dressed into some smart clothes and then passed out on my hotel room floor. My sister was with me but I don't know what she was doing. I remember being sick into a towel.
My sister gets back like half an hour ago at 2:30 am, and I'm asleep on said towel. She woke me up and has brought me food, but I'm dehydrated as fuck right now, and need some water. I start asking her what happened, she says the girls didn't even show up just the dudes, so I start asking more questions she gets pissed off with me for keeping her up, so I keep asking questions then she gets really pissed off and starts shouting and throwing pillows at me and turning the light off, so I just burst out laughing. Plus I don't exactly want to eat food in the dark and try to sleep when I'm now awake. She goes and knocks on my mums door to sleep in there and I'm still just laughing arse off at her for getting so annoyed for nothing.
I walk back to my room laughing like hell, and now I've got the hotel room alone, but its now like 3:30 am. I'm wondering what the fuck I should do now. I'm a bit annoyed about all this, even though I've got 2 weeks here still. Any ideas? Go prowl the streets? I have fuck all money.
I just checked and I have a grand total of 22 pesos left. I pissed all my money away on the first night in a much funnier story that's still too painful to tell you lot. I'm a musician and fucking broke anyway, if I had known I was coming here and I would not have left the 330 quid that I have to my name at home. Being in this town without money and stuck with family is like fucking torture.
The end.
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